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A Tale of An Idiot and Some Nice People

On Saturday, Claudia held a birthday party at De Coder’s Cafe with a bunch of her friends. The plan for some of us was to adjourn to PowerHouse@St James Power Station to party the night away and make Claudia drunk enough to strip and dance on the podium. Me and KuKuNehNeh had to leave earlier from the cafe as she needed to renew her membership card.

Molemole and her friend came along with the two of us and we cabbed to St James. We got into PowerHouse and I watched the seats as the 3 of them went for a toilet break. Like any time when I am alone like that, I will usually reach for my Nokia N95 phone and use the internet for I am an ADDICT and I am PROUD OF IT!

=P

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I reached for my right jeans pocket and it wasn’t there. I checked my right and it wasn’t there. I felt a gripping sense of fear as I checked my bag to find no trace of it. I frantically checked the plastic bag that held Claudia’s birthday card and IT WASN’T THERE AS WELL!!! I frantically went through all the possible places that my phone could be and if it wasn’t a public place, I would have stripped.

I MUST HAVE DROPPED IT IN THE CAB!!!

Time seems to slow to a crawl as I waited for the 3 of them to come back as I needed one of their phones to call my phone in hope that someone would pick it up. They soon came back and I gibberish-ed the situation to them as I stormed out into the quieter smoking area to make a call. In my head I was already thinking,

“It’s a bloody NOKIA N95 8GB HANDPHONE! It will take a miracle for someone to resist the temptation of just turning my handphone off and pulling out my sim card.”

As I reached the corner of the smoking area and dialled my number, I was already prepared to hear a busy tone which will probably end up with me cursing the fella’s dick to shrivel up and drop and if it’s a woman, to have her vagina close up and develop moss.

A connecting tone was what I heard and I immediately light up as the call connected.

A man’s voice: “Hello?”

I almost screamed with hope:HELLO!! I AM THE OWNER OF THIS PHONE!”

“Hello! Yah. I picked up your phone in the cab.”

“Thanks for picking up my call!”

In short, there was a woman and a man in the cab who was heading to their home in Bukit Merah. There offered to keep the phone for me and have me collect it from them when able but I suggested for them to pass the phone to the cab driver to have him drive it back to St James with his meter on so that I could pay him.

I AM BLOODY LUCKY I TELL YOU!

But soon, an idiot will appear. I ended the call and wanted to turn back to the tables to tell them of the good news when a St James floor manager approached me.

Idiot: “You need to walk out of the smoking area and come in via the re-entry queue.”

Me: “Huh?”

“You need to go out and come in from the re-entry queue.”

“But WHY? I am IN the smoking area and I have not stepped out. Why should I do that?”

(and he starts to replay like a broken record)

“You need to go out and come in from the re-entry queue.”

(I got pretty pissed as this point and I raised my voice)

LOOK! I said I DID NOT EXIT THE AREA. I was standing here and MAKING A CALL. WHY should I walk OUT and RE-QUEUE?”

(He seem to be hearing me for the 1st time and mumbled sometime before he quickly walked away)

“….cause you stepped across the line….”

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SERIOUSLY. WTF???

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Anyway, despite idiots like this who have WEIRD grasp of the rules in St James, I am happy enough to be thankful to the nice and kind couple who wasn’t greedy and the cab driver, Mr Quek, who drove my handphone back and accepted an $8 payment despite the $12 meter. (His cab doesn’t accept visa and I didn’t have enough cash)

I am seriously CARELESS and BLOODY LUCKY!

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An Unusually Busy Saturday for Krisandro

My Saturdays are usually planned with one or two highlights like maybe a movie, clubbing, an ad-hoc trip somewhere or maybe a dinner with friends. So, KuKuNehNeh and I were quite worried when we had 3 events lined up for last Saturday.

First up was an ROM ceremony for KuKuNehNeh’s cousin at Swissotel Merchant Court. The couple chose to hold the ceremony at the poolside and the weather was very kind. These couple of weeks, Singapore either had blazing, underwear wet-wet, scorching hot sun or downpours of dogs and cats and whatever animals you can think of. KuKuNehNeh remarked to me that the couple were Christians and they probably prayed very hard for good weather the night before. I am such a free-thinker that Singapore might encounter its first sight of snow if I tried to pray for good weather on my wedding. So, don’t say that I didn’t warn you guys when the day comes.

We lazed on the chairs in the cool, cloudy midday and took some pictures.

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The couple, Ray & Rachel

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KuKuNehNeh’s brother-in-law, Melvin

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KukuNehNeh’s sister, Ruiqing & her bf, Wee Peng

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KuKuNehNeh & Me

After the ceremony, the guests were invited to a high-tea buffet at Ellenborough Market Cafe. The food was pretty good that I promptly forgot to take any pictures of it and gorged myself like a pig who went through 2 years of famine.

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After lunch, we got a lift home from Wee Peng and changed into a more casual attire for a crab feast at Ang Mo Kio Ave 3.

The kind soul treating us is none other than a funny dude called Ah Lee who was celebrating his Birthday!

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY AH LEE!”

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Ah Lee with a present from us on the left and a Gucci wallet from the rest.

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The sniff test to determine if its 100% cotton

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Ah Lee holding the card me and KuKuNehNeh made

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Softcopy of the card. “Don’t worry about being ‘too cold’” is a private joke btw…

Oh, Ah Lee is SINGLE! All you ladies better grab him fast! All he asks for in a woman is only ONE THING! And it can be described using TWO NUMBERS and ONE LETTER.

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“36F”

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Ah Fat & Ah Lee

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Ah Pui & Shumei

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Billy - Don’t let his que-mor(curly hair) and constipated face fool you. This guy can SING!

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Ah Lee, Ah Man & Alwyn - One of them tio 4D and I don’t need to tell you who.

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Expression #524

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Expression #281

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Expression #472

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“I want 36F! Give me 36F! 36F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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Caught in the act

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Why do I look like I have a bf in this pic rather than a gf?

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After saying our goodbyes to this group of friends, we went home again for another change parade and this time it’s down to Orchard Road!

Leon is KuKuNehNeh’s SIM ex-classmate and he invited friends over to Acid Bar to celebrate his birthday.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEON!”

If KuKuNehNeh is the ‘walking Friendster’, then Leon must be the ‘walking Facebook’. He probably had 1/4 of Acid Bar filled with his friends that night. KuKuNehNeh and I had a round of Erdinger while I waited for the right time to get Leon to drink with me.

Two hours into the night, I decided that it is time and asked Leon to drink with me before we went off. And this is what he said over facebook.

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Yeah! Me LOVES FLAMING LAMBORGHINI!

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We took a couple of group pictures as well.

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Unknown Leon friend #1, Unknown Leon friend #2, Leon, Me, KuKuNehNeh

The photo above looks normal right. But I noticed something….

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Why is there a big prominent BULGE in my pants facing Leon?

KuKuNehNeh! I am straight! REALLY! That is the PHONE in my pocket! REALLY!!!

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Happy 24th Birthday My Dear!

(Sing in the tune of Happy-Birthday song)

Happy Birthday to You~

There is No One Like You~

Happy Birthday to Ruifang~~~

One More Candle Just For You~~~~~

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Front of Card

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Back of Card

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I am a Considerate Singaporean but..

I was at my friend, Windelyn’s birthday party last Saturday with Ruifang in tow. Being the clever mutant that Windelyn is, she made it a ‘potluck’ affair. Everyone had to bring a dish to the party, which explains why I had to make sure I get Ruifang to come along.

Hello? Me? Cook?

Being the sensible person that I am, I didn’t want to poison the whole gang. In comes Ruifang, the cooker….. I mean…. The Cook! She made this fabulous dish called Cream Cheese Spring Roll in Mango Sauce! It tastes good! It tastes of…… Cream Cheese, Spring Roll and Mango Sauce.

*Cough Cough*

Anyway, it’s a recipe of Audrey’s which she got from somewhere else. No pics though. I’ll post it up again when I have the chance.

So! Sometime in the night, dices and dice cups were brought out to play. Being the Hao-Lian-ing person that I am, I proceeded to do the 双天至尊 stunts on the floor. Ruifang came along and tried to do it too.

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Below is my rough memory of how a conversation followed.

Me: “Eh dear, I think you better stop playing with the dice.”

Ruifang: “Why?”

Me: “We are playing on the floor lar. It’s so noisy. What if we disturb the neighbours downstairs?”

(At this point in time, I was feeling so good. Everyone must think that I am so considerate)

Ruifang+Friend A+FriendB: “But….. We are on the SECOND FLOOR(of the HDB) leh…..”

WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!

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