Never Travel With Krisandro and KuKuNehNeh!

The scenario is simple. The Boyfriend works at Aljunied. The Girlfriend works at Bugis. The plan was to meet up and travel together to Jurong East via the MRT and take a bus to Jurong West to have dinner at the Boyfriends place.

Simple isn’t it?

Most would have the Boyfriend travel along the East West(EW) line from Aljunied and have the Girlfriend hop on at Bugis and travel together to Jurong East MRT.

travel-route

But not so simple for the dynamic duo of Krisandro and KuKuNehNeh (KKNN).

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Through email during office hours

aljunied

Me: “Dear! Meet at City Hall MRT at the last cabin okay?”

KKNN: “Okay!”

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After work at City Hall MRT

city-hall

(I alighted the train and saw KKNN siting at the marble bench.)

Me: “Hello Dear!”

*Smooch*

KKNN: “Wah. This train so crowded. Let’s wait for the next one.”

(A few mins later….)

“This train stops at Yishun leh.”

“Yah.. then wait for the next train lor.”

(A few more mins later….)

“EH! This train also stops at YISHUN leh! So wierd.”

“Hungry liao! Just go on it first lar!”

(We board the train)

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A minute after we board the train

city-hall-enroute

KKNN: “EH DEAR!”

Me: “What?”

“We are going Jurong East right? Why are we on the North South(NS) Line?

“EH! YA HOR!”

“WAH LAU! Why YOU SO KUKU!

“WAH LAU! YOU ALSO WHAT!”

“Nevermind, we drop at Dhoby Ghaut and go back to the EW Line.”

dhoby-ghaut

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At City Hall MRT…….again.

city-hall

KKNN: “Hungry already lar!”

Me: “Eh! Why we alight here ah? Opposite is the EW line lar. But it goes to Pasir Ris. We should have alighted at Raffles Place.”

KKNN: “WAH LAU! WHY YOU NEVER TELL ME!”

“WAH LAU! I DID WHAT!!!”

“HUNGRY LEH!”

“Aiya, I bring you around walk walk mah… Lets walk upstairs to catch the westbound train.”

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At Jurong East…Finally.

jurong-east

KKNN: “HUNGRY DEY! WANT TO FAINT ALREADY!!!”

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A simple Aljunied–> Bugis–> Jurong East trip turned into a Aljunied–> City Hall–> Dhoby Ghaut–> City Hall–> City Hall B1–> Jurong East.

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Do not, I repeat… DO NOT travel with Krisandro and KuKuNehNeh.


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13 Responses to “Never Travel With Krisandro and KuKuNehNeh!”


  1. 1 Wendy

    Hmm… this situation reminds me of erm, myself, hahahaa.

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  2. 2 WishBoNe

    The two of you very strange. Cannot meet at Bugis meh?

  3. 3 Tianhong

    wahaha u 2 failed ur topo skill. time for a refreshment cours

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  4. 4 arzhou

    LOL

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  5. 5 fangz

    I did told him to meet BUGIS before lor!!!

    bleah~~~

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  6. 6 ignorantsoup

    Lol you know what you should have done? Drop at Dhoby, then take NEL to Outram and then the EW line. You would have taken all 3 lines in a day!

  7. 7 DK

    The “Jurong East” direction is confusing alot of people.

  8. 8 fitnessdesigncoach

    LOL! This is hilarious! I think if the Circle line would have been completed earlier, you both would have taken that line too!

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  9. 9 Ting

    Both of you are really ku ku lor… Either meet at Aljunied (for chance to have seats or space to stand) or Bugis okay right? Besides do both of you take train frequently? If not maybe this ku ku-ness can be pardoned…. *lol*

  10. 10 krisandro

    To ALL> Actually, it’s all mindset lar.. WHY? Because KKNN lives in AMK and we would usually meet at City Hall to take the NS line to get there…

    So… tt day, we were engrossed in our conversation tt our bodies just ran on its ‘pre-programmed route’

    LOL

  11. 11 Ting

    Think you’re just FOE… (remember what does it means? =P)

  12. 12 huifen

    haha.. this is the lesson.. learn to travel with the right person.. what a complicated journey you guys had.. haha..

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  13. 13 krisandro

    Ting> Eh.. I don’t rmb wad is FOE leh..

    huifen> Yah. In this case, TWO wrongs DON’T make a right.

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