If Singaporean aunties ruled the world:
Shopping is a high paying career. Pay is determined by the ability to Outwit, Outplay, Outlast the other shoppers.
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Available seats on public transport for humans is cut down by half. The adjacent seat is always used to put your groceries.
Gossiping is a national sport. Points are determined by knowledge. (eg. You know that the drink stall’s owner son’s girlfriend’s cousin’s mother-in-law’s plumber is gay.)
Granny panties are HAWT.
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The MRT yellow queue lines do not apply to aunties.
Hokkien replaces English as the international language.
Aunties get an international 90% discount card.
Discount card can be even used to buy from peddlers selling 3 X tissue for $1.
Public affection of couples is punishable by death.
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Change the definition of “Beauty”
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