I TYPE MANY MANY BUT MY BLOODY SITE DIED!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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In short. I LOVE YOU DEEP DEEP MY DEAR KUKUNEHNEH!
Happy 1st Anniversary!
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KuKuNehNeh expected some friends over last Saturday and so she decided to whip up a feast for us like she did the last time for me. This bunch of six girls (including KuKuNehNeh) are called “The Nuttz”. The Nuttz consists of the following members in no particular order.
1. Jacqueline the “Zebra”
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2. Yanling the “Monkey”
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3. Audrey the “Rat”
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4. Deborah the “Ladybird”
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5. Ruifang the “Tiger”
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6: Huiwen the “Panda”
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The pictures are actually from our party last Christmas but I stumbled over it and found it so funny that I have to use it in this post.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! (They are all so going to kill me)
We had 9 people for the party including the six nuttz, and three boyfriends. We had to draw lots to see who would represent an unfortunate animal.
I was one of the 1st to be ‘painted’ and KuKuNehNeh volunteered to do it. She totally messed up and our resident artist, Audrey, had to do some touch-up but the damage was already done.
Guess what animal I was supposed to be?
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I was supposed to be a….
GIRAFFE…
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WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!
I look more like a man with some skin disease lor.
Tiger eating a very disinterested Giraffe.
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I REALLY DIGRESS TOO MUCH! Anyway, back to last Saturday; We went out for an early breakfast in the morning before shopping for the ingredients and she had a shopping list.
If you see the above, it lists the ingredients for the Soup as,
1. Bah Kut
2. Corn
3. Carrot
4. Red dates
5. DOG???
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Before I explain further, these are the dishes she came up with.
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And of course the focus is on the soup which apparently has ‘DOGS’ in it!
Eh… No dog leh!
Chey!… actually ‘dog’ refers to this lar.
They are actually Chinese Wolfberry which are called “Gao Ki” in hokkien which translates as “Dog’s Teeth”. KuKuNehNeh doesn’t know the former and she only remembers it as “Dog Something”.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
KuKuNehNeh has been quite stressed with her new job recently. She is not a ‘numbers’ kind of person and she is also not suited for a desk bound job. It certainly is a joke to have those two elements in her current appointment. It also doesn’t help that she has been working OT very frequently for the last couple of weeks.
One such friday, during our late dinner after her OT, she called out to me,
“Eh, Jac!”
“What did you just call me?”
Both of us burst into laughter as she realized she addressed me using her lady friend’s name.
Soon, she started to relate her day at work and said something along the lines of,
“Wah! Today really mad like rush…”
“What is mad like rush? Rush like mad lar dear!”
WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Back at home when she was about to sleep, she wanted me to turn on the table lamp.
“Dear, can you help me turn on the side lamp table?”
“Dear…… it’s called the side table lamp.”
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This is what happens when she gets all stressed up. Poor girl. I love her to bits and feel helpless when she is stressed out like that. But we still laugh at such moments… at her expense of course! 
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KuKuNehNeh and I woke up to a lazy Saturday and she decided that she wanted to eat prata. We settled for Casuarina Curry Restaurant (Casuarina Road). After eating at the highly acclaimed prata joint for the 2nd time, I dare say that the prata at The Roti Prata House (Upper Thompson Road) is much better!
Feeling fat and adventurous, KuKuNehNeh suggested that we should take a walk at Lower Peirce Reservoir. Half sleepy and filled with fattening prata in my belly, I agreed to her suggestion and promptly ignored that the weather was crazily, scorching hot at 1pm.
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We saw a couple walk into the start of the trail about 200m ahead of us and disappeared. Don’t know where they went to hanky panky. Anyway, the Lower Peirce Trail that we took was pretty much shaded most of the way and we stayed cool under the foliage and the nice scenery.
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We started to take some pictures with my Nokia N95 and decided not to cam-whore ourselves as we both look like shit. Hardly any grooming after waking up and we were wearing our nerdy spectacles. So, this is all you can get of us.
KuKuNehNeh says that she got nice butt
I say, mine nicer lor
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As we were walking on the trail and surrounded by nature, I suddenly had a better idea on how to catch Mas Selamat. Why use so much manpower to comb areas such as Lower Peirce Reservoir? No need to ask NSFs to use sticks to prod at bushes lar!
Remember the saying,
“Ask and you will be given, seek and you shall find.”
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Yah right. If only it be THAT easy.
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Did you know that certain parts of the trail have names? The names are all pretty cool! I might use them for my future children. I always wanted to name my child ‘Sun’, but unfortunately my surname is ‘Tan’.
‘Hevea Tan’ if it’s a she!
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‘Oncospermum Tan’ if it’s a he!
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Nice right? Until the dirty quick minded KuKuNehNeh said,
“Dear! Dear! You see carefully!”
“Oh yah hor!”
SPERM TRAIL!
WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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After leaving the trail and onto the roads, the dirty quick minded KuKuNehNeh called for me sexcitedly again,
“DEAR!! DEAR!!! LOOK AT THAT ON THE GRASS!”
Durex - Together
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Whoever left the box there, I have this to ask you.
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“That HORNY MEH? Traffic junction also can DO AH?”
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[Image from Sistic]
I was pretty lucky to have been offered 2 tickets for free to Mayday’s (五月天） concert, held at the Singapore Indoor Stadium on the 26th April. It was a gift from my Uncle who is one of the senior directors at the Indoor Stadium. SHIOK RIGHT? JEALOUS ANOT???
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On an unrelated note…
I brought up to Ruifang on Saturday that almost all the bloggers call their other half or their close friends by nicknames.
Sheylara calls him The Goonfather.
Rinaz calls him CartCart.
Peggy Chang calls him MiuMiu
Xiaxue calls her mum MoMo
So, from now onwards, Ruifang is known as KuKuNehNeh. (Don’t flame me. Half of it was her idea)
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So, KuKuNehNeh and I were quite kiasu and we left Ang Mo Kio 2 hrs before the concert at 8pm. It was a wise choice in the end as the car park at the stadium was quickly filled up not long after we arrived at 6.30pm. Being the lazy asses that we are, we concluded that it was too far to join our friends for dinner at Leisure Park. What did we do to curb the hunger?
Eat BAO at 7-11 lor.
The both of us weren’t big time fans of Mayday and I only really listened to 2 old albums of theirs and KuKuNehNeh has only listened to ONE. Having such little love compared to the swarm of people flooding the stadium, we can’t help but snigger at the youngsters posing with their Mayday t-shirts and laugh at the crazy energy of the throngs of fans (*cough* Yiting *cough cough* Yanling *cough*) inside the stadium.
Panoramic shot from KuKuNehNeh’s LG Viewty. Cool eh?
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One such crazy fan was ’sitting’ to the right of us. I wouldn’t say sitting actually, because she was standing up more than 3/4 of the time and blocking our view. She was shaking her booty, bouncing up and down, nodding her head with fury and playing with imaginary drums with her two blue light sticks.
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At certain points in time, she really look like she was having spasms. Nearing the end of the concert, one of her light sticks flew out of her hand and into the sky, and landed right in front of us. Without breaking the beat of her spasm-y dance, she turned her head and looked at the group of us sheepishly. Realizing that her blue lightstick is gone, she promptly takes out another stick. EVEN MORE POWER ONE!!!
Bigger and in rainbow color!
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The couple to my left laughed and said,
“Wah! Got spare!“
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The band really had a lot of energy and knows how to keep the crowd going and I really love the tone of 阿信’s voice. It’s a pity that me and KuKuNehNeh enjoyed their old hits so much more. Many of their new hits don’t have that kind of impact and identity that the old ones have. All the above reduced our enjoyment of the show.
All the above…. and that spasm-y woman.
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