k r i s a n d r o

Today marks the 2nd anniversary of the day KuKuNehNeh Ruifang and I decided to discard the niceties and start to fart and burp in each other’s faces; or in short, start a relationship.

And yes, for this very special post, I shall call her Ruifang instead of KuKuNehNeh because “I Love You KuKuNehNeh.” doesn’t quite have appropriate ring to it.

The past year has been quite a setback for the both of us in other aspects but weirdly enough, the relationship between us stayed the same if not stronger than ever before. The world may crumble but we stayed strong because of our bond.

Having a relationship at this age and maturity might take away the ‘innocence’ most of us experience when much younger due to practicality and reality but I think loving someone despite the lack of such ‘innocence’ is the true mark of Love.

Words can never truly express what I really feel for you but as good as words can go,

I Love You Ruifang…

We are TWO!

I am quite ready for marriage at this point in time and I realize that the only thing that is holding me back is the lack of a big fat account in my bank or a big fat paycheck at the end of every month. I am now running the risk of hitting the big 30 and the losing the chance of marrying my awesome girlfriend that is KuKuNehNeh.

It does worry me as my 2 biggest crippling flaws I have is the inability to save and the ability to procrastinate.

“Why scrimp and save a million dollars and die a millionaire?”

“Why do it today when I can do it tomorrow?”

 

The only times when I go against my innate flaws are when the situation becomes less of me and more of someone else. And in this case, wanting to get married is as much of a want to KKNN as it is to me. As big as her desire to bear Eurasian kids, she has expressed willingness to bear children with me and run the potential of having kids with small eyes, huge eyebags and fat noses. See how wonderful that woman is?

And so, I shall move out of my comfort zone and strive to earn enough money to make this marriage happen soon.

Hmmm…. Maybe I’ll start tomorrow…

It’s somebody’s Birthday!!!

Somebody is a quarter of a century old! WAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAA!!!

I had planned to whisk her away to Paris for the weekend but since we got to take care of Bluey, I have no choice but to settle for a 2 day 1 night stay at Sentosa.

*Cough Cough!*

Happy Birthday my Dear!

I probably got the flu virus from KuKuNehNeh on Monday as I am having the same symptoms right now.

My nose is runny with tons of mucus and phlegm. It also doesn’t help that I have the inability to cough phlegm out at all. I am always in awe of the neighbourhood uncles who can expel all that phlegm in one spit by doing those awesome moves that involve snorts with disturbing sound effects that end with a “PUIIIII~!!!”.

What I end up doing – involuntarily, if I may add – is expelling green gooey phlegm from my nose when I try to blow out the mucus. I know, I know, you peeps are probably thinking how disgusting is that but let me ask you this…

If you had to kiss me, would you prefer if I was clearing my green, gooey, disgusting phlegm through my nose or my mouth?

I rest my case.