k r i s a n d r o

It was a gloomy evening when I was at a McDonald’s outlet in Ang Mo Kio waiting for KuKuNehNeh. Feeling the need to shit after eating my fries, I went to the toilet and there was only one cubicle for ‘big business’ and I occupied it. After a few mins of creaming the toilet bowl with the processed contents of my previous meals, I heard footsteps approaching my cubicle, followed by a knock on my cubicle door.

“Brudder (Brother)!!! You will take long anot?”

Having the shock of having someone talk to me while moving my bowels in a public place had me holding in the shit that I was about to excrete.

“Errr… Give me a few more mins please.”, I answered him.

Only a few seconds of silence passed before an irritating sound filled the washroomand reached my ears. The guy outside was drumming his fingers impatiently on the hollow sounding plastic soap dispenser. I had no mood to finish what I started and opened the door to find the young man looking at me in the eye and he said, “Thanks Brudder!”

I know he was probably very urgent but how I wish that I shook his hand in response before washing my hands in the basin.

So much for a hiatus! But I did say that it will a short one! Anyway, the most popular post(s) for my blog will have to be the Kristy^ series. It has been shared/replicated in many blogs and forums and also nominated for the Ping Awards as ‘Most Entertaining Post’. With this post, Kristy^ will make ‘her’ 3rd and final appearance!

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WAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!!!!

KuKuNehNeh has been quite stressed with her new job recently. She is not a ‘numbers’ kind of person and she is also not suited for a desk bound job. It certainly is a joke to have those two elements in her current appointment. It also doesn’t help that she has been working OT very frequently for the last couple of weeks.

One such friday, during our late dinner after her OT, she called out to me,

“Eh, Jac!”

“What did you just call me?”

Both of us burst into laughter as she realized she addressed me using her lady friend’s name.

Soon, she started to relate her day at work and said something along the lines of,

“Wah! Today really mad like rush…”

“What is mad like rush? Rush like mad lar dear!”

WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Back at home when she was about to sleep, she wanted me to turn on the table lamp.

“Dear, can you help me turn on the side lamp table?”

“Dear…… it’s called the side table lamp.”

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This is what happens when she gets all stressed up. Poor girl. I love her to bits and feel helpless when she is stressed out like that. But we still laugh at such moments… at her expense of course!

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Due to the popular demand from the previous time, Kristy^ is back!

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