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The Un-Lousy Soy Milk and Bean Curd

Published
by
krisandro
on March 26, 2008
in Entertainment
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Many people who try to advertise their products have came up with banners that read, “BEST!”, “NUMBER #1!”, “LEADING BRAND!”, “GREAT TASTE!”, “FAMOUS” and etc. How many times have you used a product and exclaimed to yourself or your imaginary friend and said, “WHAT? This is the BEST?”

So, it was heartwarming to see that someone came up with this banner.

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DON’T COME TO US IF YOU WANT LOUSY BEAN CURD!

Great isn’t it? The store didn’t IMPLY that their soy milk and bean curd taste good; They just said their products is NOT lousy. So the odds of you being disappointed is lowered!

I didn’t have the chance to try their stuffs yet but, I just think that the placement of the banner needs to be reviewed.

Because….

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Don’t place your banner above the dustbin! It just makes me want to make fun of it….

WAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

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I am a Considerate Singaporean but..

Published
by
krisandro
on March 20, 2008
in My-Life
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I was at my friend, Windelyn’s birthday party last Saturday with Ruifang in tow. Being the clever mutant that Windelyn is, she made it a ‘potluck’ affair. Everyone had to bring a dish to the party, which explains why I had to make sure I get Ruifang to come along.

Hello? Me? Cook?

Being the sensible person that I am, I didn’t want to poison the whole gang. In comes Ruifang, the cooker….. I mean…. The Cook! She made this fabulous dish called Cream Cheese Spring Roll in Mango Sauce! It tastes good! It tastes of…… Cream Cheese, Spring Roll and Mango Sauce.

*Cough Cough*

Anyway, it’s a recipe of Audrey’s which she got from somewhere else. No pics though. I’ll post it up again when I have the chance.

So! Sometime in the night, dices and dice cups were brought out to play. Being the Hao-Lian-ing person that I am, I proceeded to do the 双天至尊 stunts on the floor. Ruifang came along and tried to do it too.

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[Image from www.homecasinoproducts.com]

Below is my rough memory of how a conversation followed.

Me: “Eh dear, I think you better stop playing with the dice.”

Ruifang: “Why?”

Me: “We are playing on the floor lar. It’s so noisy. What if we disturb the neighbours downstairs?”

(At this point in time, I was feeling so good. Everyone must think that I am so considerate)

Ruifang+Friend A+FriendB: “But….. We are on the SECOND FLOOR(of the HDB) leh…..”

WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!

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