So much for a hiatus! But I did say that it will a short one! Anyway, the most popular post(s) for my blog will have to be the Kristy^ series. It has been shared/replicated in many blogs and forums and also nominated for the Ping Awards as ‘Most Entertaining Post’. With this post, Kristy^ will make ‘her’ 3rd and final appearance!
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WAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!!!!
This post is inspired from Nadnut who has the following to say,
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How many of you have changed your MSN/WLM status to “Busy” and have people approaching you asking all sorts of WTF! questions like,
“HELLO! ARE YOU BUSY?“
OR
“Hello?”
(5 seconds later…)
“Hello?”
(5 seconds later…)
“Hello?”
(5 seconds later…)
“Busy?”
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How many of you have also been so accustomed by the misuse of the status that you approach a person NO MATTER what status they are having? Which is very true for my observation as most of the people on my list who are “busy” or “away” are actually very free to chat.
So, these are the observations for the 4 most popular MSN/WLM statuses!
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#1
What it says: “Online”
What people think it means: You are free to chat with anyone!
What it should mean: You are free to chat with anyone!
What it really means to you: I am free to chat with anyone!
What it really really means to you: Mass cybersex anyone?
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#2
What it says: “Appear Offline”
What people think it means: Where is that $#%%@$!^!???
What it should mean: You want to stay invisible while knowing who is online.
What it really means to you: I am feeling anti-social.
What it really really means to you: If I want to cybersex, I will approach you.
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#3
What it says: “Away”
What people think it means: You are 30cm ‘away’ from the monitor.
What it should mean: You are physically away from your computer/device.
What it really means to you: I am away, don’t expect me to reply you.
What it really really means to you: If I like you, I am 30cm ‘away’ from the monitor. If not, don’t expect me to reply you.
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#4
What it says: “Busy”
What people think it means: You are ‘busy’ being online.
What it should mean: You are occupied with the computer. Message me ONLY when it is IMPORTANT
What it really means to you: Don’t ask me stupid questions.
What it really really means to you: F**K OFF!!!!
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WAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
When I first came across the S’pore Blog Awards 2008 by omy.sg, I was very interested in joining. Being such a n00b in the blogosphere, I wanted to see if people like to read the rubbish I spew on this digital space of mine. And it wouldn’t hurt if I would miraculously win it to get the top prize of a laptop!
A LAPTOP! Imagine what I can do with a LAPTOP! I COULD SAVE THE WORLD!
Well, not really lar….. But, It will be nice to be able to surf pR0n on the go.
I was all ready to enter my details in the competition when I thought I should checkout omy.sg to see what kind of traffic the website gets.
This is what I found…
Chinese…
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CHINESE…
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MORE CHINESE…
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AND EVEN MORE CHINESE!!!!!!
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I have nothing against people who like Chinese websites but I thought that my blog is much catered to English reading people. My Chinese is REALLY BAD and the ONLY post where I attempted to type in Chinese was this.
When I was in secondary school, I hated my mother tongue (Chinese) so much that I would purposely infuriate my Chinese teachers till the point that they gave up on me. During spelling lessons, I would just nap or doodle stuffs in the answer booklet. During exams, I would fill in my name, tikam the MCQ and leave the rest blank.
I got an F9 during a mock exam and it was a surprise when my teacher announced my results…
Teacher: “You got an E8.”
Me: “E8????”
“Yes. Do you wish to retake the paper?”
“NO!”
“Why? YOU GOT AN E8!!!”
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I won’t be that lucky the next time leh!”
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I probably got lucky at tikam-ing the MCQ on that paper.
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After much thought on it, I decided to just try my luck at the Blog awards under the “Most Entertaining Blog” category. I wanted very much to submit the “Kristy in #Cybersex” posts as it is quite popular, but I decided to submit more ‘toned down’ ones.
#1. I Was Once Molested Before… (People like to read leh… you pervs! 
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#2. Singaporeans Love MRT Seats (It is a topic close to Singaporean hearts)
#3. Some Questions Are Better Asked In English (To cater to the chinese reading community)
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Lets see if I even make it by the 1st round!
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