Revised Map Of Singapore For Samantha From Holland Village

A Holland Village resident from Singapore called in to a radio station and asked uncultured heartlanders to stay clear of cultured Holland Village.

To aid a fellow Singaporean, I have helped her define the boundaries so that you uncultured, manner-less, loud-mouthed, Bugis Street cheap clothes wearing people from heartlands such as Ang Mo Kio, Yishun, Toa Payoh and Bukit Batok will understand her plight and keep to your zones.

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Keep to your zones like you should people! Stop tainting Holland Village!


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