I was at KuKunehNeh’s (KKNN) place and was playing with her 3-year old niece called Ashlee. Ashlee has a little difficulty pronouncing my name and usually ends up calling me,
“Uncle TWISSSSSSSS!“
She is really cute and sometimes love to run into my crotch area, head first. Apart from these OUCH! moments and other weird things that kids like to do, one of the things she loves to do is to play with Microsoft Word on KKNN’s PC.
“Uncle TWISSSSSSSS! I want to play ABC!”
KKNN’s PC takes about 20 decades or so to start up and I sat on the chair and entertained Ashlee before the PC completely boots. I was wearing beach berms and much like jeans, beach berms are made of this thick material that has this unsightly fold around the crotch area especially when one is sitting down in it.
Ashlee saw the fold and she looked at me with doe eyes and asked curiously,
“What’s that?”
Before I could react, she moved swiftly and used one of her small hands to squeeze the tip of the fold.
“What’s that?” She asked with a more insistent tone and wearing a slight grin of a child who has found something interesting.
She rushed forward to squeeze the bulge again and I managed to lift her away before she decides to hammer the area with her fists or something.
“Uncle TWISSS! What’s that?”
It may be just the fold of my berms but I knew that she has probably caught on that boys have something that girls don’t have in that area and she wanted me to tell her what that ‘area’ contains.
“It’s just my shorts Ashlee. Er…. OH LOOK! The computer is on!”
It’s a good thing that kids at that age have short attention spans.
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paedophile!!
no, i think the 6 yr old girl was trying to molest kris lah! not the other way round!!
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haha! Glad you didn’t went into explaining to her how it is an object of desire for her in the future.
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*clears throat & cough*
“UNCLE TWIISSS!!! WHATS THAT?!”
*POINT POINT DOWN SOUTH* hahahaahahahaahahahaahahahaahaa
Wahahahahaha! I wonder what would have happened if she had a pebble in her hands.
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UNCLE TWIISSS!!! WHATS THAT?
I love the way you write!
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Hahahahaha! that’s too funny! That age is just…dangerous! LOL.
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I’ve a feeling she’ll ask again! So you better start collecting ideas on how to answer her the next time.
Kids that age are always curious. I’ve got almost same experience too with my nephew and nieces! LOL!
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i concur with jaywalk….
you wanto join the pedobear club
i heard orientation fee is $15
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JayWalk> Technically, she molested me!
Daphne Maia> Yeah, you got it right. Except that she is 3 and not 6. =P
fitnessdesigncoach> ‘Object of desire’ might need not only explaining but convincing as well. You go try telling it to women of age. WAHAHAHAA.
Honeymeow> Er… South ah… tts where I keep my sausage snack.. WAHAHAHAHAH!!
Darran> If she had a pebble in her hands, I might not be able to celebrate Fathers Day ever.
Payucash> Out of nowhere, I have a lot of nieces and nephews
ANdyStorm> Why thanks Andy! That is very nice to hear!
shadeofmelon> Dangerous for her to know or the safety of my man bits?
claudia> yeah, you are right. I should be prepared for similar questions. Maybe I should stuff a banana down my pants. “TADA! IT’s A BANANA!!!”
piakpiak> Sorry. $15 too expensive. Got discount?
Ahahahhaha! Your niece is so cute.
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my friend’s 4 yr old niece exclaimed that she want a penis…coz she sees that her brother always pees very fast and she’s not…
UNCLE TWISSSSSSSSS!!!! good thing she never twist there. hurhur.
Long time no see kris!
Thank god for computers.. hahah
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Kym> She is cute but she ain’t my niece!
|c3^sNoW> Your friend’s niece sounds like a practical little girl. HAHA. And yeah, good thing my THERE is still intact.
THB> Not like I met you. LOL. I just stalk your blog silently through RSS. =D
hahaha SAUSAGE SNACK INDEED.
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WAHAHAHAHAHAAH