Beckham is in Man United and Ronaldo is Dead???
I was told by KuKuNehNeh (KKNN) that there will be a surprise for me on Saturday evening. I am not the type who would die if I do not know what it is but I still tried to irritate her by asking about it every now and then.
“So where are we going?”
“It’s a surprise lar.”
“Is it a restaurant?”
“No.”
“Are we watching a show?”
“Nooooo…”
“Are you selling me away?”
“Nooooooooooooooooo~!!!! And stop asking!”
So I ended up at City Hall with her trying to lead the way.
“So where are we going?”
“It’s a SURPRISE.”
“Are we going to the Esplanade?”
“No.”
“Are we going to the museum?”
“Nooooo…”
“Are you selling me away?”
“Nooooooooooooooooo~!!!! And stop asking!”
(After 10 mins of walking)
“Eh! It should be the correct way leh!” She stood in the middle of nowhere and exclaimed.
“Erm… You want me to use my GPS?”
“Er….. Okay lor.”
We were walking in the complete opposite direction and were once against saved by the mighty krisandro…. and his GPS equipped Nokia N95.
Seah Street was where she wanted to go and the place that we ended up at was at her friends pub called ‘Shanghai Jazz’. Purpose there? To watch the big game between Liverpool and Manchester United. To think she was acting all blur when I casually mentioned about the game after seeing a couple of guys wearing jerseys a few moments ago.
Settling down into our seats with a pint of Hoegaarden each, she kept emphasizing that she is a ‘die-hard Man U fan’. The screen showed both teams standing in the tunnel before the walk onto the field.
She looked at the teams and turned to me and asked,
“Red colour one is Man U right?”
“No lar. White one is Man U, Red one is Liverpool.”
“Where is MY Ronal….”
“Who?” (Acting blur.)
“How to pronounce his name ah? The Ronal… something one.”
“Ronaldo lar!”
“YAH YAH! Where is MY Ronaldo?”
“You dunno meh? He died.” (He is out because of an injury)
“ANYHOW LEH YOU.”
“WAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!”
“Eh Dear…”
“Yeah?”
“Where’s Beckham?“
So much for being a ‘die-hard Man U fan’. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!! Read her account of the day over here.
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September 25th, 2008 at 12:21 am
lols. your gf very cute larhs..