KuKuNehNeh (KKNN) and I went out with a bunch of friends over the weekend to K-Box for a karaoke session. It’t kind of rare for me to go to a karaoke joint, simply because I cannot sing. Because of my low, sexy gruffy voice, I sound more like a frog croaking more than anything human. It also doesn’t help that almost all the mainstream singers have voices in the higher ranges.
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Mariah Carey has been said to have a glass shattering voice range that is close to 6 octaves and I guess the typical male or female singer is close to 3.5 octaves. I think I do have a respectable singing voice range or about 2 to 2.5 but the problem is that it is on the LOW end. I know that one can adjust the key at karaoke sessions but it is bloody troublesome!
I can’t sing most male songs. However, I can sing most female songs in the correct key but in the low octaves. The effect is incredibly funny when you see a hot and pretty singer on the karaoke screen mouthing the lyrics with my croaking voice in your ears.
Weiling, KKNN and Deborah
Me & She-Can-Sing-KKNN
Billy “THE VOICE” & Weiling
Victor, on the far right who is KKNN’s cousin can really sing as well!
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I used to play the guitar and sing in my own key and I did some recordings just for fun and torture my friends by sending it to them. I tweaked the audio file so that I sound like a chipmunk to reduce the amount of friends leaving me after hearing me sing.
WARNING!!! DO NOT PLAY THE SONG LOUDLY! KNOWN SIDE EFFECTS ARE QUEASINESS IN THE STOMACH AND INABILITY TO TRUST ANY MUSICS FILES ON THE INTERNET!
Listen to it at imeem if you cannot see the player above.
And since I didn’t lug a tank of helium to karaoke that day and I cannot just keep munching on the snacks, I have to find other forms of entertainment.
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It was POSED LAR! I am not a camwhore! SERIOUS!
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Can I download that song and listen from my mp3 player? I think this is a good song to listen to early in the morning leh! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sunday’s my turn to go KTV with my girlfriends! Want to go? Wahahahaha!
i cant sing either, i croak, just like u. haha.
wanna go ktv with me?
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LOL… chipmunk version.
Kris, can you kindly send me the mp3?
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LOL i croak all the way so i dun try going to kbox or anything…
and that song is damn cute…. XD ok lah u dun sound that bad XD actaully it so cuteeee….
i am downloading that as my ringtone ya XD
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i want the non chipmunk version!!!!
u sure its u? not a real chipmunk ah?
anyway i swim to your blog from miss loi’s one. funny blog u hv tt cannt read in office one *meh*
HAHAHAHAHA
Good la.. bring you along you wont hog the mic but still share payment. Not bad HAHA
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Scream and shout out loud see whether the mic will spoil anot..? If spoil is worth to pay.. lol..
anyway, just kidding..
|c3^sNoW! You defected to this JB Holiday Plaza Ah Beng DVD seller blog?!
WAH Miss Loi stalks me to here!
wow!
pics showing wannabe camwhores failing at camwhoring.. priceless~!
looool
Actually, it doesn’t sound that bad what!
cute leh the song! lol. i cant sign. i go awfully offkey. bah. more of a parade commander than a singer. ptoooi!
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haha i wanted to write a post abt singin horribly too
LOL!!!
I heard u sang b4..
Not that bad la…
I rem u sang “Now & 4Eva”..quite nice mah
But..
That chipmunk version is cute man!!!
But…
My voice cuter =p
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hahahas, your chipmunk version is so cute!
claudia> Yes you may download. No thanks for the ktv though. Your will want to KEEP your friends. Not scare them away.
Daphne Maia> Your voice is higher than mine. You cannot croak! NO KTV! NO NO NO!
xinyun> YOU SERIOUS? can! msn!
Rinko> Make sure your phone is still under warranty. WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
sylv> Dunch haf it anymoar!
|c3^sNoW> Don’t read Miss Loi’s one anymore. Come here… WAHAHAHAHAHAH! And you cannot read in office?
molemole> SHARE YOUR HEAD! I am there to show support.. YOU PAY!
oOFooi> I dun think I tt power…
Miss Loi> MISS LOI! MInd your MANNERS!!! =D
chaosdingo> everytime comment on my pics leh u. The focus is on the song…. THE SONG!
Jawker> Y Thank YOU!
nadnut> You should consider a career in the army….
beni> I beat you to it.. WAAHAAAHHAHAAHAHAA
Regina> Wah! So long ago and you still rmb! Back at Sayboons house right?
fidelis> Thanks! Wanna adopt me?
lol~~
Yea man…
Dun doubt the turtle princess’s good memory..=p
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wah cannt leh. later miss loi dun me my kitty ears. >.< n cannot read in office coz will lol la. sibei paiseh one.
Lmao..dont worry, u are not the only one can’t sing u.u, my voice is horrible as well, even when im talking T_T..
Btw the chipmunk version is soo soo cute..=P
HAHAHAHAHA I wan to DL for my HP RINGTONE!!!!!
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Regina> Yes yes. Turtle princess got gd memory
|c3^sNoW> Happy LOL-ing at home then!
Cimoetz> The world is fair… you are a great graphic artist!
Bobo> Download from iTunes lor! =P