k r i s a n d r o

Not many know that I had my 1st girlfriend when I was in sec 4 at 17 years of age. Why was I 17? Because Krisandro super smart lar. Other people take 4 years to complete secondary school in the express stream and Krisandro took 5 years because he goofed around too much and had to repeat his Sec 3.

I digress. Anyway, before my 1st proper relationship, I have my share of crushes that made me do embarrassing stuffs.

The first crush that I can remember was for this distant relative (I think). I was probably no older than 9 to 10 years of age and she was a good 2 to 3 years older than me. I think for me, like most boys around that age, we do not really think much about members of the opposite sex. I KNEW they were different but I don’t understand what was. Too bad Youporn wasn’t around at that time. I could have gotten some online education.

Wahahahahahaa!!

My family and relatives were at a chalet at east coast. I was out of the chalet with the group of relatives when I suddenly remembered that I left something behind. I ran back to the supposedly empty chalet and barged into the room to only find that girl NAKED with her mother toweling her hair dry. I think the 3 of us stood in shock for awhile before I walked out and closed the door. The experience was so vivid that I would dream about the same scene occasionally during those times. It isn’t lust at that kind of age but I think I was pretty much into her for a year or two.

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The next one I can remember was in Pri 5 & 6 where I met this girl in my class and immediately ‘fell in love’ with her. I even remember her first name! She was called Liting and she lived only a blk away from me. I was so into her that my bolster was named after her! And there was this guy from my class that I think was called Weibang or something that was close to her. I was so bloody jealous at those times. LOL. Why? He was one of the smartest in class. THAT TWERP!

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The most memorable crush was definitely in secondary school. On the very 1st day in class, I immediately fell for her. Her name is safe to say here because I don’t think she reads my blog and it’s quite an open secret that I liked her back then anyway. She is called Chiumei and I later found out that she is a good 2-3 yrs my senior if I remember correctly.

On the very 1st assembly, a girl called Huishan and Aimei approached me out of the blue and said,

“Hello! You very cuteeee leh! Can you be our little brother?”

Standing at 1.42m tall in sec 1 and looking like a cartoon character, the two girls i mentioned were soon joined by most of the girls in my class. I had about 13 sisters soon after and Chiumei was one of them. For the next 4 yrs, I spent a lot of time watching from afar and jumped at every opportunity just to take a glance at her or walk by her. I just had NO guts to even try to ask her out.

My friends didn’t take long to realize my admiration for her and one dude by the name of Leslie drilled it out of me and decided to conveniently tell the rest about it and TO HER! I almost wanted to strangle him to death after finding out but my hands probably couldn’t reach his neck. I was 1.43m in sec 2 and he was probably 1.8m++ by then.

He did tell me one day that he asked her if she felt anything about me and this was what she said,

“Oh, Kris ah. I just treat him like a little brother lor.”

I think i mentally stabbed myself after that and cried at home like a gu-niang for a few days.

WAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

I still carried a torch for her after that incident and never stopped my admiration till she graduated.

Last heard that she is married!

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