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Gisele Bündchen is a Brazilian supermodel and is also reported by Forbes to be the highest paid supermodel in the world today. Singaporeans may best remember her as one of Victoria’s Secret models and her role as a villain in the movie Taxi.
Now, when you are a supermodel and you are reported to be $150 million dollars rich, you can basically hire almost anyone to do anything for you.
Like…..
…..applying lotion on your ass for you.
(Click to enlarge) More pics at The Blemish.
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Probable Job Requirements for Supermodel Booty Lotion Applier(a.ka Ass Wiper):
1. Male
2. Good Hand to Ass Ratio
3. Able to multi-task(must wipe left ass in anti-clockwise and right ass in clockwise direction)
4. Able to stoop for long durations
5. Able to maintain accuracy (to follow Gisele’s butt when she walks and jiggles her bum bum)
6. Gay
7. If not gay, sign in Appendix A form for consent to surgically remove penis
8. [Optional] Sign again in Appendix B form to donate removed penis to Cannibals Anonymous Group
Hands up for those who want that job!
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She’s super hot! Can female apply? haha..
THB: cannot, you are like a celebrity because you are highly sought after. I will assign cowboy caleb to apply lotion on you instead.
But if you really insist, you can apply to be Lotion applier to Brad Pitt or George Clooney.