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Has The Internet Destroyed Your Social Life?

With the every growing popularity of social media tools in the internet such as blogging, twittering, plurking,  facebook, friendster and WLM, it’s no wonder that people start to use less of other traditional forms of communication like landlines and handphones.

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I remember my first encounter with the internet was back in secondary school when I joined this ECA called ‘Media Resource Club’(MRC). The school purchased about 3 to 4 computers in the library and they are connected to the internet. I was with 2 other friends and we logged on to explore. I distinctly remembered going to Yahoo! and the very first term I search for was,

“Amy Yip”

WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!

Younger generations won’t know who she is but let’s just say that she was pretty popular back in the days for her erm… assets.

=D

Anyway, I soon acquired my own computer and a 56K modem and I was connected! I used mIRC to make all sorts of new friends and stayed connected with them through ICQ. Papers constantly reported the dangers of the internet during those times and I understood them, but I still proceeded to meet people up. Before all this, I was this introverted geek and the internet really opened me up to chatting and meeting new people up.

Fast forward to now and I am still using the internet to meet a whole lot of people I got to know online through popular social sites and tools.

At least for me, the internet has made me more sociable and enabled me to reach out to a bigger pool of people. Whether or not these relationships can be continued and substained in the real world is still too early to tell. With the right mindset and correct approach, I strongly believe that the internet is a great tool for socializing.

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MSN/WLM Status: What Does it Really Mean?

This post is inspired from Nadnut who has the following to say,

nadnut-twit

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How many of you have changed your MSN/WLM status to “Busy” and have people approaching you asking all sorts of WTF! questions like,

“HELLO! ARE YOU BUSY?

OR

“Hello?”

(5 seconds later…)

“Hello?”

(5 seconds later…)

“Hello?”

(5 seconds later…)

Busy?”

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How many of you have also been so accustomed by the misuse of the status that you approach a person NO MATTER what status they are having? Which is very true for my observation as most of the people on my list who are “busy” or “away” are actually very free to chat.

So, these are the observations for the 4 most popular MSN/WLM statuses!

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#1

msn-online

What it says: “Online”

What people think it means: You are free to chat with anyone!

What it should mean: You are free to chat with anyone!

What it really means to you: I am free to chat with anyone!

What it really really means to you: Mass cybersex anyone?

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#2

msn-appear-offline

What it says: “Appear Offline”

What people think it means: Where is that $#%%@$!^!???

What it should mean: You want to stay invisible while knowing who is online.

What it really means to you: I am feeling anti-social.

What it really really means to you: If I want to cybersex, I will approach you.

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#3

msn-away

What it says: “Away”

What people think it means: You are 30cm ‘away’ from the monitor.

What it should mean: You are physically away from your computer/device.

What it really means to you: I am away, don’t expect me to reply you.

What it really really means to you: If I like you, I am 30cm ‘away’ from the monitor. If not, don’t expect me to reply you.

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#4

msn-busy

What it says: “Busy”

What people think it means: You are ‘busy’ being online.

What it should mean: You are occupied with the computer. Message me ONLY when it is IMPORTANT

What it really means to you: Don’t ask me stupid questions.

What it really really means to you: F**K OFF!!!!

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WAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

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Are You Different From Your Online Persona?

Many of us have been using the internet to socialize, be it through the likes of WLM, Yahoo, gTalk, Ping.sg, WhoLivesNearYou or even through blogs. I am quite sure that many of you has some point in time thought if the personality that you portray through these mediums are actually who you really are.

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The charming guy you have been chatting with could be him…

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I’ve been socializing on the internet since 1997 through popular mediums such as mIRC and ICQ. Being the horny curious teenager that I was back then, I got to know many friends online and eventually met up with quite a lot of them.

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The Icons of my generation.

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Only a handful of those that I met and got to know personally are friends to this very date. There are ALL SORTS of personalities on the internet who is so different from their true selfs in the flesh.

There are the types who will KNN, CCB, FARK YEW, BURN-YOUR-KUKU, SLAP-YOUR-NEH-NEH kinds on the internet but once you meet them, they are as small as hobbits and have voices of cute, cuddly care bears.

There also the types who is all nice and caring on the internet who only wants to FWEN FWEN you and end up trying to get in your skirts and in your zippers once you meet them.

Even in real life, people are already putting up different masks and thus different personalties. So when one goes on the net where there is a lesser chance of someone calling you a fake, the odds are higher that you’ll be someone different on the internet.

For me, I think my internet persona is at most times, my true self. But it is a more amplified version of my personality (i.e Crazier and Lame-er). And if I take into consideration that I write/type better than I speak, I think my internet persona at my serious times is more ‘me’ than the Krisandro most know in real life.

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Krisandro in real life. HAMSERM BOH?

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So, the big question……

Are you different from your online persona?

Are You Different From Your Online Persona?

  • No! I am the REAL DEAL! (75%, 15 Votes)
  • Yes! (25%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 20

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Measuring The World in Dicks

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A friend and I were having this WLM conversation. What’s WLM? Windows Live Messenger lar. You all still MSN here MSN there.

Anyway, this friend of mine is hereby called ‘dude’ to protect his identity.

Dude: “Eh, I am tired of all these cm VS inches, kilometers VS miles, kilograms VS pounds SHIT!!!”

Me: “Why? It’s always been like that wad.”

“I just can’t stand it what! Why can’t the world just agree on ONE UNIVERSAL metric system?”

“Erm…. I think I have the solution. You wait ah…..”

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After 5 mins of Google-ing….

“Okay. I am back.”

“Where the *toot* did you go?”

“Just needed some facts before I present to you my solution.”

“So? What shit have you got for me this time?”

Dicks.

“WTF?”

“Dicks. We shall now measure the world in dicks.”

“Given that the average size of a dick is 5 1/2 inches long, we shall derive lengths and distances from it.”

“…………….”

“It works! And It will make math classes interesting!”

“…………………….”

“Lets practice! I ran 21474 and 1/2 dicks today!!!”

“LOL”

“To complete a marathon, you must run 300644 dicks.”

“And YOU’RE A DICK.”

“No I’m NOT! But I am 12 and 1/2 dicks tall. :D”

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Oh, and I found this “WORLD Women’s Survey” which has this interesting part below.

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8.5″ and beyond?

Flings with HORSES don’t count leh!

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I am so ARTY FARTY!

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Some time back before I duped Ruifang into becoming my ger-flen, she asked me if I could draw a cartoon character of her.

She saw a couple of cartoons I drew for myself and another friend and was interested to have one herself. The picture below is me, cartoon-nified.

Kris-Cartoon

Thinking back, she probably wanted to test if I would submit to her every command. WAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Anyway, she sent me a photo of herself and I proceeded to use my ENORMOUS TALENT to draw the cartoon of her. A day later, she excitedly waited as I transferred the pic over to her through WLM.

This was what I drew……

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ruifang<—-(click to enlarge)

Damn…. I am GOOD!

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