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According to the last 1,100 visits to my blog, the breakdown of the screen resolutions that people use are as follows:

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I know I don’t attract 20,000++ views on my blog per day like Xiaxue to give a more accurate analysis but these are my observations from my website’s data.

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There is ONE good news, ONE “Are You Sure?” question and ONE WTF! observation derived from the graph above.

The Good News!

40.1% of users use a screen resolution of 1280 x 1024, which accounts for the most number of users. This probably means that people are getting richer and have bigger monitors! I still remember when not too long ago, 800 x 600 was the standard!

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“Are You Sure?”

3.5% of people use 800 x 600 resolutions and 0.2% of users still use 640 x 480!!!

640 x 480! Who the hell uses that resolution anymore?

My guide is as follows:

You Know You Should Upgrade Your Screen Resolution When…

1) Your “start” button looks as big as the above.

2) You need to scroll HORIZONTALLY to read my blog

3) Your 80 year old grandma is able to click on the “start” button without her glasses

4) Your 2 year old kid snatches the mouse from your grandma and clicks the button more accurately than you.

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And for the final WTF! observation.

WHAT THE HELL IS “UNKNOWN” resolution?

Could it be….

“MUMMY!! STUPID KOR KOR GO AND MOVE MY MOUSE!!! See lar! Now need 20 mins to move my mouse to my maple story icon lor!”

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Having a week of gloomy, sunless afternoons for the past week or so, I was surprised to find it incredibly sunny on Saturday. I quickly grabbed my gear and went to the swimming pool at the Jurong West Sports and Recreation Centre for a tan.

Yes, yes. I am one of the people who goes to the swimming pool without swimming. Sue me…..

After tanning for an hour under the blistering hot sun, I went for the showers and into my favourite corner cubicle to only find….

If the ‘thing’ was made lower on the wall, I would have thought that a cute kid made a tadpole. But….. Wahahahaaha!

It might not be the number one thing that I hate about Singaporeans but it certainly ranks WAY UP there. For those who frequently….. Hmmm….. Let me rephrase that. For those who EVER taken an MRT before, there is a 99.99999% probability that you will encounter the following scenario.

If you are IN the MRT cabin before the doors open at the station, you will start to see humans through the glass panels blocking 66.666666% of the possible width of the doorway. And once the doors open, and faster than you can say “I Love Edison Chen’s Scandal”, these humans will start to POUR IN faster than you can GO OUT.

These strange humans can’t logically come to a conclusion that it is better to actually let the passengers move OUT of the train first so that that is space for people to GO IN. But these illogical strange humans have very good skills too! They have super processing skills and fast reflexes. In the space of a couple of seconds, they can do the following;

1) Scan for corner seats.

2) Conclude if the seat will be affected by the sun.

3) Check if the seat is dirty or too warm.

4) Sit down.

5) “CHOP” seats for their mother, father, brother, sister, friend, friend’s sister, friend’s sister’s friend.

6) Turn on their “Super-Eye-Filter” so that they cannot see all the old people and pregnant ladies.

7) Act like they have been seating on the seats since the MRT left the dock and MRT just gave the rights of the seats to them.

“Gracious society”? Right……

Anyway, the picture below is why I think Singaporeans act this way.

Singaporeans LOVEEEEEEEEE their MRT seats too much…..

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I took this picture in early February 2007 and forgot to blog about it but here it is…….

This cute bear never had a problem hitting his partner’s G-spot.

It’s been a year since I saw this hook from a popular brand at a supermarket and I wonder if I am the only one who finds this design a little too provocative.

“Daddy, DADDY!”

“What is it my dear?”

“Can you buy me this hook for my bedroom?”

(Dad looks at the hook)

“OH MY……….”

“Daddy PLEAAAAAAASE!!! It’s so cute! The hook looks so HARD & STRONG! It is also CURVED! I am sure it can hold my Hello Kitties very well~~~”

(Dad faints….)

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