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I probably got the flu virus from KuKuNehNeh on Monday as I am having the same symptoms right now.

My nose is runny with tons of mucus and phlegm. It also doesn’t help that I have the inability to cough phlegm out at all. I am always in awe of the neighbourhood uncles who can expel all that phlegm in one spit by doing those awesome moves that involve snorts with disturbing sound effects that end with a “PUIIIII~!!!”.

What I end up doing – involuntarily, if I may add – is expelling green gooey phlegm from my nose when I try to blow out the mucus. I know, I know, you peeps are probably thinking how disgusting is that but let me ask you this…

If you had to kiss me, would you prefer if I was clearing my green, gooey, disgusting phlegm through my nose or my mouth?

I rest my case.

I would love to write on all sorts of topics but I can hardly put words together in a proper paragraph in my drug infused state. So I have decided to present this entry in point form!

• I had fever last night.
• It might be due to the sun as I was out meeting customers in the hot weather.
• If it is due to the sun, I think I am bloody weak.
• I need to jog. My stomach is starting to creep over the edge of my shorts like a nicely baked muffin.
• No, you may not eat the muffin.
• It’s been 6 days with the HP Mini and I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it!
• I can use it in my room, on the bus, on the mrt and even when I lao sai (have diarrhoea).
• Only gripes about the product so far are the high power consumption rates and the slowwwww windows Vista.
• No, you may not have the HP Mini.
• I have been Plurking a lot lately.
• Plurk is addictive.
• Twitter is dead.
• You may have Twitter.