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The Things You Will Discover at Lower Peirce Reservoir!

KuKuNehNeh and I woke up to a lazy Saturday and she decided that she wanted to eat prata. We settled for Casuarina Curry Restaurant (Casuarina Road). After eating at the highly acclaimed prata joint for the 2nd time, I dare say that the prata at The Roti Prata House (Upper Thompson Road) is much better!

Feeling fat and adventurous, KuKuNehNeh suggested that we should take a walk at Lower Peirce Reservoir. Half sleepy and filled with fattening prata in my belly, I agreed to her suggestion and promptly ignored that the weather was crazily, scorching hot at 1pm.

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We saw a couple walk into the start of the trail about 200m ahead of us and disappeared. Don’t know where they went to hanky panky. Anyway, the Lower Peirce Trail that we took was pretty much shaded most of the way and we stayed cool under the foliage and the nice scenery.

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We started to take some pictures with my Nokia N95 and decided not to cam-whore ourselves as we both look like shit. Hardly any grooming after waking up and we were wearing our nerdy spectacles. So, this is all you can get of us.

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KuKuNehNeh says that she got nice butt

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I say, mine nicer lor

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As we were walking on the trail and surrounded by nature, I suddenly had a better idea on how to catch Mas Selamat. Why use so much manpower to comb areas such as Lower Peirce Reservoir? No need to ask NSFs to use sticks to prod at bushes lar!

Remember the saying,

Ask and you will be given, seek and you shall find.”

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Yah right. If only it be THAT easy.

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Did you know that certain parts of the trail have names? The names are all pretty cool! I might use them for my future children. I always wanted to name my child ‘Sun’, but unfortunately my surname is ‘Tan’.

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‘Hevea Tan’ if it’s a she!

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‘Oncospermum Tan’ if it’s a he!

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Nice right? Until the dirty quick minded KuKuNehNeh said,

“Dear! Dear! You see carefully!”

“Oh yah hor!”

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SPERM TRAIL!

WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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After leaving the trail and onto the roads, the dirty quick minded KuKuNehNeh called for me sexcitedly again,

“DEAR!! DEAR!!! LOOK AT THAT ON THE GRASS!”

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Durex - Together

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Whoever left the box there, I have this to ask you.

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“That HORNY MEH? Traffic junction also can DO AH?”

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Father and Daughter Has a Love Child Together(Incest! WTF!)

From Perez and Telegraph,

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A SOUTH Australian father and daughter have revealed they are a couple, and have had a child together.

John and Jenny Deaves of Mount Gambier reunited 30 years after Mr Deaves separated from Jenny’s mother.

Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex.

“John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults,” Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network’s 60 Minutes tonight.

“We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding.”

Their nine-month-old daughter Celeste, shown on TV, appeared fit and healthy.

Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.

“I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he’s not too bad,” she said.

“Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub.”

Mrs Deaves brought two children, Samantha and Alex, into the relationship after splitting from her former partner.

Mr Deaves admitted that he “initially” thought having sex with his daughter was wrong.

“Emotions take over, as people no doubt realise, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head,” he said.

“I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what.”

Mrs Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like “a sexual relationship with any other man”.

For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was “absolutely fantastic”.

A US psychologist told 60 Minutes the Deaves’s relationship was an example of “Genetic Sexual Attraction”.

He said the phenomenon was not rare, and society would be suprised at how prevalent it was.

The Deaves’s relationship is deemed by Australian authorities as incestuous and therefore illegal.

A South Australian police media spokesman said “the couple was being monitored”.

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Gives a whole different perspective on the cheesy and evergreen line some men say when having sex.

“OH YEAH BABY! YEAH BABY!!! WHO’S YOUR FATHER????

“Ermm…… You?

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Great News Women! Now You Can Scientifically Find Your G Spot!!!

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NewScientist.com posted a study on the elusive G spot by a group of Italian researchers. After doing vaginal ultrasound scans on 20 women (of which 9 claimed that they experience vaginal orgasms and the remaining 11 that said they didn’t), scan results show that that the 9 women had thicker tissue in the urethrovaginal space.

You-WHAT-THE-WHAT Space??? LOL.

Anyway, the study builds further on the notion that most women do not have a G spot. And according to some studies, only 30% of women ever have orgasms during sex.

So ladies! Do not fret if your guy or *ahem* toy doesn’t give you vaginal orgasms. You might not have a G spot after all. Just stick to the clitoral ones.

And if your guy can’t even find your clit?

Well……. Use the methods below recommended by Krisandro. Results not guaranteed.

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“Hey babe! Where did you say your clit was again? Lemme just mark it down on my map…..”

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“Hey babe! How about you go for a shower 1st eh? I need to refer to my bookmarks…..”

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“Hey babe! You wouldn’t believe this great idea I had when I saw this cucumber!!!”

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Plans of Sterilizing Teenage Girls in UK

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According to the DailyMail, a minister made a proposition to sterilize young teenage girls around the age of 12 - 17 years of age in an attempt to bring down the teenage pregnancy rate.

Excerpt below:

Teenage girls, she said, could be steered towards what is described as “long-term contraception”.

This is now possible thanks to the development of contraceptive jabs and implants which can last up to five years.

In other words, there is a way of effectively sterilising girls for a lengthy period of time.

At what age? Well, doesn’t 12 until 17 sound rather sensible?

This would have the advantage of bringing down the teenage pregnancy rate, so high in this country it makes us a disgrace among the nations - the worst offenders in Europe

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Wow! Sterilized teenage girls!

Say goodbye to protected sex! Say hello to STDs!

Say goodbye to Durex! Say hello to KY Jelly!

Seriously, if teenage girls at that age have any worry on the consequences of sex, it would NOT be about STDs. It would be about pregnancy! Take away the possibility of them getting pregnant and let’s see your teenage daughters turn into private pornstars…

Sources: curlywurlybooboo.com, DailyMail

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