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Before My First Girlfriend…

Not many know that I had my 1st girlfriend when I was in sec 4 at 17 years of age. Why was I 17? Because Krisandro super smart lar. Other people take 4 years to complete secondary school in the express stream and Krisandro took 5 years because he goofed around too much and had to repeat his Sec 3.

I digress. Anyway, before my 1st proper relationship, I have my share of crushes that made me do embarrassing stuffs.

The first crush that I can remember was for this distant relative (I think). I was probably no older than 9 to 10 years of age and she was a good 2 to 3 years older than me. I think for me, like most boys around that age, we do not really think much about members of the opposite sex. I KNEW they were different but I don’t understand what was. Too bad Youporn wasn’t around at that time. I could have gotten some online education.

Wahahahahahaa!!

My family and relatives were at a chalet at east coast. I was out of the chalet with the group of relatives when I suddenly remembered that I left something behind. I ran back to the supposedly empty chalet and barged into the room to only find that girl NAKED with her mother toweling her hair dry. I think the 3 of us stood in shock for awhile before I walked out and closed the door. The experience was so vivid that I would dream about the same scene occasionally during those times. It isn’t lust at that kind of age but I think I was pretty much into her for a year or two.

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The next one I can remember was in Pri 5 & 6 where I met this girl in my class and immediately ‘fell in love’ with her. I even remember her first name! She was called Liting and she lived only a blk away from me. I was so into her that my bolster was named after her! And there was this guy from my class that I think was called Weibang or something that was close to her. I was so bloody jealous at those times. LOL. Why? He was one of the smartest in class. THAT TWERP!

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The most memorable crush was definitely in secondary school. On the very 1st day in class, I immediately fell for her. Her name is safe to say here because I don’t think she reads my blog and it’s quite an open secret that I liked her back then anyway. She is called Chiumei and I later found out that she is a good 2-3 yrs my senior if I remember correctly.

On the very 1st assembly, a girl called Huishan and Aimei approached me out of the blue and said,

“Hello! You very cuteeee leh! Can you be our little brother?”

Standing at 1.42m tall in sec 1 and looking like a cartoon character, the two girls i mentioned were soon joined by most of the girls in my class. I had about 13 sisters soon after and Chiumei was one of them. For the next 4 yrs, I spent a lot of time watching from afar and jumped at every opportunity just to take a glance at her or walk by her. I just had NO guts to even try to ask her out.

My friends didn’t take long to realize my admiration for her and one dude by the name of Leslie drilled it out of me and decided to conveniently tell the rest about it and TO HER! I almost wanted to strangle him to death after finding out but my hands probably couldn’t reach his neck. I was 1.43m in sec 2 and he was probably 1.8m++ by then.

He did tell me one day that he asked her if she felt anything about me and this was what she said,

“Oh, Kris ah. I just treat him like a little brother lor.”

I think i mentally stabbed myself after that and cried at home like a gu-niang for a few days.

WAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

I still carried a torch for her after that incident and never stopped my admiration till she graduated.

Last heard that she is married!

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Remembering That Interesting Stalker I Had

I had this male Taiwanese friend in secondary school who was very good looking, intelligent, suave, athletic and had a great bod to boot. He was so good looking that girls squeal when he walks past and guys would gossip about him.

At that time, I was about 13 years of age when I knew him and I didn’t really notice all the buzz about him but a year later, we became closer friends and went out together with a bunch of guys. It was only on that day that I saw the power her had. He was about 2 or 3 years our senior and throughout the day, girls of all ages will stare at him and swoon. I am serious. Young girls will glance at him and turn to their groups and you can hear all sorts of compliments about his looks. Older women will try to act refined but you’ll see them steal glances at him now and then. To top it off, on that day itself, at least 3 different girls tried to pick him up.

GIRLS! In 1995! Picking up a GUY!!! That is already so rare in this day and age, much less in those times. He would react to those advances in the most nonchalant way, at most giving only a smile and a nod of the head and then look away. What will those girls do? THEY LIKE HIM EVEN MORE! They even approach us as though we were his minions and ask us,

“我可以认识你的朋友吗?” (Can I know your friend?)

From that day, I acknowledged his power and half wanted to kill him while half wanting to be him.

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I for one, is not the good looking kind like the friend I mentioned. I was nerdy looking and had a ‘bowl cut’ hair. For those who don’t know what is a ‘bowl cut’ hair, it’s a hairstyle that looks as though the barber placed a bowl on top of your head and cut off your fringe from the edges.

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What’s worse than looking like that in Sec 1? I was the SECOND SHORTEST guy in class, standing at 1.52m in height. In Sec 2, I grew to a height of 1.53m but the shortest guy in class outgrew me and so I was the shortest guy in Sec 2.

That guy’s name was Larry. Larry, being the shortest in class had to sit at the front of the class just like me. Larry sat closer the the OHP screen and was always the one jumping for that screen which he had to pull down before the projector can be used. So, for that whole bloody year, he jumped and jumped and before I could plot to chop his legs off, he was taller than me.

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I remember taking over his duties in Sec 2, but you guys know how life likes to play jokes on me and I stayed short.

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I started to grow only when I was 15 and I was crazily involved in soccer. Me and my friends would play soccer 6 days a week. Mondays to Fridays, we played street soccer at a basketball court near my house and on Saturdays, we would play on the field.

One weekday on the court playing football, I heard a female voice coming out of nowhere shouting,

“KRIS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!”

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Me and my friends stopped play abruptly and asked each other if we heard the same thing. We were amused but we couldn’t find the source of the voice from where we stood and continued anyway. For the next few weeks, the same thing will happen every now and then. And a couple of times, I will spot a bunch of girls giggling and running away from the pillar they hid behind where the girl called my name. My friends deduced that they got my name easily because in soccer, names are always being called.

“KRIS! PASS THE BALL!”

“KRIS!! PASS THE DAMN BALL!!”

“KRIS!!! PASS THE DAMN BALL YOU F**KER!!!”

So, that was probably how the girl got my name.

WOOOOO!

Someone I don’t know is screaming my name! Maybe when I play soccer, I look like…..

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[Image from nymag.com]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I never got to see the face of the girl stalker as I was usually very engrossed in my game and wouldn’t bother to go chasing after her whenever she calls out for me. But one day as I was walking from the court towards my house, a voice came from a bush.

“KRIS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!”

I turned around to face the bush and stared at it for awhile.

I started to hear some giggles coming from it again and a younger voice screamed.

“KRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSS~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!”

I started to walk towards the bush and called out,

“Hello???”

At this point in time, there were probably 10+ kaypoh people standing in their kitchens, looking out at a giggling and talking bush and a boy walking towards the bush as though he wants to talk to it.

Before I reached the bush, 3 or 4 girls ran away in the opposite direction and I think I saw the face of the girl who was the amusing stalker as she was the only one that looked back at me.

From then onwards, she nor the girls ever did that again. I would like to think that she outgrew her crush on me but they probably got scared after seeing my face at close range.

WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

So, despite not being that good looking like my Taiwanese friend, I had one experience of being stalked and it was very amusing while it lasted.

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