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Prawns in Singapore Loves Hotdogs

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on April 20, 2008
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Having spend a whole Friday being moody, I was pretty willing to go prawn fishing when Ruifang called me up at 10pm. Anything to get out of the house. I bet my neighbors plants were dying from my negative aura.

We had a group of 5 and Hai Bin U Enterprise Prawn Fishing at Bishan (Sin Ming Ave) was the place they decided upon. And I just found out that the popular prawning joint HAS A BLOG! Wow! Everybody is blogging! It’s time for the nice uncle at the mama shop downstairs to own a blog as well.

If you guys haven’t been at Hai Bin U before, or have not been down there for quite some time, you’ll be glad to know that they have expanded and they are housing more prawn pools.

After another 3 hrs of prawn fishing in my short prawning career, I am enlightened with the following.

1. Hotdogs and cockles are a couple of the best baits. Yes, Hotdogs!

2. Irritating Chao Ah Bengs are good at prawning.

3. The above makes them even more irritating.

4. Chao Ah Bengs are sometimes even better than some Singaporeans.

(One said “Solli !!! Solli !!!” after hooking my rod by accident. Some idiotic Singaporeans don’t even have ‘Sorry’ in their vocab.)

5. Don’t divide the amount of money you paid for the session with the amount of prawns you caught.

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If I did, each prawn last night was 4 DOLLARS AND 28 CENTS!!!

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Some Questions Are Better Asked In English

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on April 11, 2008
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Ruifang’s family runs a pretty popular prawn noodle stall in Whampoa. Before she started her current job, she used to help her parents regularly. With such passion for her family business, she naturally pimps her prawn noodles like mad.

If her friends are around, she would ask them to visit the stall. If she gets to know a stranger, she would tell them of the stall. If she takes the taxi, she will tell the uncle of the prawn noodles.

One of the questions she might ask is…

“Do you like to eat my father’s prawn noodles?”

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She is quite cheena, and so she usually would ask the above in chinese.

“你喜欢吃我爸爸的虾面吗?”

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Now, the above looks like a normal chinese question, but it actually sounds like…

“你喜欢吃我爸爸的下面吗?”

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For those who don’t understand chinese, the sentence above means..

“Do you like to go down on my father?”

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“喜欢!!!”(I Like!!!)

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

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Happy 24th Birthday My Dear!

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krisandro
on April 10, 2008
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(Sing in the tune of Happy-Birthday song)

Happy Birthday to You~

There is No One Like You~

Happy Birthday to Ruifang~~~

One More Candle Just For You~~~~~

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Front of Card

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Back of Card

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Why I Shouldn’t Order Food When Dazed…

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on April 6, 2008
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I was at Sentosa today with Ruifang’s family today. Unfortunately, there is no pics of her or me in a bikini. I know you guys are dying to see me in one. “See liao will puke blood and die“

After spending half a day in the sweltering sun, my brain gets wonky and such. If you are wondering why do I need to explain for being dazed. Well…….

I was at a Halal Beef noodle store, operated by Muslims wearing Tudongs.

Remember these key words, Halal, Beef, Muslim and Tudong.

Ruifang: “Auntie! Two beef kway teow soups”

Malay Auntie: “Okay! Eating here?”

Me: “Yes!”

(After a while, she grabs a piece of meat with a tweezer and shows it to me.)

Auntie: “Want stomach?”

Me: “Pig stomach?”

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RIGHT AFTER I said that, my mind realized that this is a HALAL store, they serve BEEF and I can SEE MUSLIMS wearing TUDONGS cooking the food.

Paiseh to the MAX :oops:

What is wrong with me? All the sun’s fault!

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The Day My Girlfriend Went Missing

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on April 4, 2008
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On the day that we celebrated our 8th month-sery, I met up with Ruifang at her workplace. You guys know how many women are like. Decide yourself on a place to eat and she will say that you are a dictator and you don’t ask for her views. Ask her to think of a place for dinner and she will think until it’s breakfast the next day. So, one of the best ways to minimize the mentioned situations is to think of two or three choices and ask her to choose one.

TADA!

Time is cut short because there is only a few choices. She after deciding, gets smug and happy, thinking that she made the choice. You, even happier, knowing that you made the choices in the 1st place.

You are happy, she is happy = *wink wink*

Now that I revealed my trick, I am so dead. You guys better appreciate my teachings.

Anyway, my her choice was Lai Lai Family Restaurant at Liang Seah Street. It was the first time *blush* for us at the restaurant. We ordered the Beef Noodle Soup set meals which came with a side dish and bubble tea. I would have said, “Oh! When the bowl was set on my table, I was able to SMELL the lack of 5 specks of pepper in my soup and Ruifang’s soup is boiled for 3 minutes and 21 seconds too long!”

But alas, I am no food expert. I can only say. Not nice leh.

Anyway, if you didn’t know. Ruifang looks like this below.

normal-gf

Funky eh? Got style one okay.

While waiting for our food to arrive, I presented her with the postcard I designed.

She was so touched till she wept openly and said that I am the best thing since sliced bread and dedicated her undying love to me.

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I looked away for a moment and turned around to find……

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korean-gf

She did not speak and I babbled away.

“WHO ARE YOU?”

“WHERE’S MY GIRLFRIEND?”

“I DUNCH SPEAK KOREAN!”

“ER…. KARM SUM HA ME TA????”

“ARGHHHH!! GO AWAY LEH!!!!”

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And then she stared at me for the longest one minute of my life and……..

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She smiled……

Me:”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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In case you are still reading this and you are gullible enough to believe me; This entry is fictitious from the line that reads ‘She was so touched till she wept openly and……

I am sorry that I wasted 5 mins of your life.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

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