Measuring The World in Dicks
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A friend and I were having this WLM conversation. What’s WLM? Windows Live Messenger lar. You all still MSN here MSN there.
Anyway, this friend of mine is hereby called ‘dude’ to protect his identity.
Dude: “Eh, I am tired of all these cm VS inches, kilometers VS miles, kilograms VS pounds SHIT!!!”
Me: “Why? It’s always been like that wad.”
“I just can’t stand it what! Why can’t the world just agree on ONE UNIVERSAL metric system?”
“Erm…. I think I have the solution. You wait ah…..”
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After 5 mins of Google-ing….
“Okay. I am back.”
“Where the *toot* did you go?”
“Just needed some facts before I present to you my solution.”
“So? What shit have you got for me this time?”
“Dicks.”
“WTF?”
“Dicks. We shall now measure the world in dicks.”
“Given that the average size of a dick is 5 1/2 inches long, we shall derive lengths and distances from it.”
“…………….”
“It works! And It will make math classes interesting!”
“…………………….”
“Lets practice! I ran 21474 and 1/2 dicks today!!!”
“LOL”
“To complete a marathon, you must run 300644 dicks.”
“And YOU’RE A DICK.”
“No I’m NOT! But I am 12 and 1/2 dicks tall.
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Oh, and I found this “WORLD Women’s Survey” which has this interesting part below.
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8.5″ and beyond?
Flings with HORSES don’t count leh!
