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The World’s First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie

When news start to report of the world’s 1st pregnant man, many thought it to be a joke or a prank. As people start to dig further into this news, the truth started to reveal and it was in fact….

THE TRUTH.

Introducing…(drum roll), Thomas Beatie, the world’s FIRST pregnant MAN!!!

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THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Not like the PSP story I cooked up.

Thomas Beatie WAS a woman and he is legally male and also married to a real woman named Nancy. Legally male, by doing chest reduction and testosterone therapy but he still kept his female genitalia.

In Singaporean terms the above means he chop off his neh neh, go inject girl girl essence and kept his ‘oyster’ because he don’t want to install a ‘kuku bird”.

Imagine years down the road when his child(it’s a girl) grows up and start to ask of his origins.

Child: “Mummy! I heard that children come from birds called stocks!”

Nancy: “YES MY DEAR!”

“STOP LYING TO ME YOU B***H!!!”

“Er…….”

“Mummy, I actually learn in school today that babies come from Mummies”

“Erm…. yes.”

“Do did I come from you?”

“Er… no.”

“Then from who?”

“From your Daddy actually.”

“So Daddy is actually Mummy?”

“Er… yes but not quite. I am your Mummy.”

“So I have TWO MUMMIES?”

“Yes!” (Wipes sweat)

“So…. Wheres DADDY?”

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Jokes aside, I think he is very brave to step out and tell his story. Before you all start to judge and ask why he would do such a thing, he actually has a reason behind this. His wife Nancy, fell ill and is unable to concieve. He then stopped his medication and started to have menstrual cycles again. Doctor after doctor that they approached refused to do the insemination for them due to their religious beliefs. Relatives shunned them, people laughed at them. Only after a year that they manage to get an anonymous sperm donor and did the insemination themselves.

They did succeed but complications led to a life threatening event and resulted in losing his embryos and his right fallopian tube. His 2nd successful attempt resulted in the healthy girl that he is carrying now.

According to Perez, he is due to conceive on 3rd July and will be appearing on Oprah!

This is one of those ‘wierd but sweet stories’.

Thomas Beatie, I salute him…her… er… him?

(Can’t help taking one more swipe at her… er.. I mean him :-) )

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Great News Women! Now You Can Scientifically Find Your G Spot!!!

NewScientist.com posted a study on the elusive G spot by a group of Italian researchers. After doing vaginal ultrasound scans on 20 women (of which 9 claimed that they experience vaginal orgasms and the remaining 11 that said they didn’t), scan results show that that the 9 women had thicker tissue in the urethrovaginal space.

You-WHAT-THE-WHAT Space??? LOL.

Anyway, the study builds further on the notion that most women do not have a G spot. And according to some studies, only 30% of women ever have orgasms during sex.

So ladies! Do not fret if your guy or *ahem* toy doesn’t give you vaginal orgasms. You might not have a G spot after all. Just stick to the clitoral ones.

And if your guy can’t even find your clit?

Well……. Use the methods below recommended by Krisandro. Results not guaranteed.

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“Hey babe! Where did you say your clit was again? Lemme just mark it down on my map…..”

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“Hey babe! How about you go for a shower 1st eh? I need to refer to my bookmarks…..”

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“Hey babe! You wouldn’t believe this great idea I had when I saw this cucumber!!!”

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Plans of Sterilizing Teenage Girls in UK

According to the DailyMail, a minister made a proposition to sterilize young teenage girls around the age of 12 - 17 years of age in an attempt to bring down the teenage pregnancy rate.

Excerpt below:

Teenage girls, she said, could be steered towards what is described as “long-term contraception”.

This is now possible thanks to the development of contraceptive jabs and implants which can last up to five years.

In other words, there is a way of effectively sterilising girls for a lengthy period of time.

At what age? Well, doesn’t 12 until 17 sound rather sensible?

This would have the advantage of bringing down the teenage pregnancy rate, so high in this country it makes us a disgrace among the nations - the worst offenders in Europe

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Wow! Sterilized teenage girls!

Say goodbye to protected sex! Say hello to STDs!

Say goodbye to Durex! Say hello to KY Jelly!

Seriously, if teenage girls at that age have any worry on the consequences of sex, it would NOT be about STDs. It would be about pregnancy! Take away the possibility of them getting pregnant and let’s see your teenage daughters turn into private pornstars…

Sources: curlywurlybooboo.com, DailyMail

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