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You Know It’s a Bad Time to Go Skydiving When..

Published
by
krisandro
on April 6, 2008
in My-Life and rambles
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You know when there are days when everything seems wrong? When luck seems to forget your existence and you start to wonder if “Murphy’s Law” was written with you in mind?

I had such a day!

Realized at 12:00am that I might miss the last bus to Yio Chu Kang MRT at 12:05am. 8O

Sprinted to the bus stop as though I am chased by a naked man with a 9″ vibrator. :o

Reached bus stop at 12:04am and felt smug. 8)

Looked at bus details and realized that last bus was actually at 12:15am. :oops:

Sat down and waited for bus for 10mins when I actually could have spend the time chasing somebody else with a 9″ vibrator. :twisted:

Saw an empty bus approaching and stopped. :o

Empty bus opened both the front and back doors for 10 seconds. :|

Empty bus closed doors and went off. :)

I burst a nut trying to not laugh in public. :lol:

I burst the other nut when I realized that ‘people down there’ might have had elections and the new ‘gahmen’ decide to make the ‘gates’ open earlier in advance. 8O

Boarded the last bus to the MRT. :)

Felt smug again. 8)

MRT got no more bus to Jurong East. :(

Mumbled to myself and walked 200m to main road to hail a cab :(

Looked back and realized that there is already a cab waiting BACK AT the MRT station entrance. :oops:

Mumbled somemore. :(

Reached home at 1:00am. :(

Decide to jog to UOB bank to deposit money. :|

After 2km, I reached the Cash Deposit Machine(CDM). :)

Felt smug again. 8)

ONLY CDM in the whole FREAKING bank is out of order. :evil:

Jogged/walked/crawled 2km back home. :roll:

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Will think twice about feeling smug again. :lol:

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Singaporeans Love MRT Seats

Published
by
krisandro
on February 26, 2008
in Wierd Stuffs
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It might not be the number one thing that I hate about Singaporeans but it certainly ranks WAY UP there. For those who frequently….. Hmmm….. Let me rephrase that. For those who EVER taken an MRT before, there is a 99.99999% probability that you will encounter the following scenario.

If you are IN the MRT cabin before the doors open at the station, you will start to see humans through the glass panels blocking 66.666666% of the possible width of the doorway. And once the doors open, and faster than you can say “I Love Edison Chen’s Scandal”, these humans will start to POUR IN faster than you can GO OUT.

These strange humans can’t logically come to a conclusion that it is better to actually let the passengers move OUT of the train first so that that is space for people to GO IN. But these illogical strange humans have very good skills too! They have super processing skills and fast reflexes. In the space of a couple of seconds, they can do the following;

1) Scan for corner seats.

2) Conclude if the seat will be affected by the sun.

3) Check if the seat is dirty or too warm.

4) Sit down.

5) “CHOP” seats for their mother, father, brother, sister, friend, friend’s sister, friend’s sister’s friend.

6) Turn on their “Super-Eye-Filter” so that they cannot see all the old people and pregnant ladies.

7) Act like they have been seating on the seats since the MRT left the dock and MRT just gave the rights of the seats to them.

“Gracious society”? Right……

Anyway, the picture below is why I think Singaporeans act this way.

MRT-Lines

Singaporeans LOVEEEEEEEEE their MRT seats too much…..

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