k r i s a n d r o

Today marks the 2nd anniversary of the day KuKuNehNeh Ruifang and I decided to discard the niceties and start to fart and burp in each other’s faces; or in short, start a relationship.

And yes, for this very special post, I shall call her Ruifang instead of KuKuNehNeh because “I Love You KuKuNehNeh.” doesn’t quite have appropriate ring to it.

The past year has been quite a setback for the both of us in other aspects but weirdly enough, the relationship between us stayed the same if not stronger than ever before. The world may crumble but we stayed strong because of our bond.

Having a relationship at this age and maturity might take away the ‘innocence’ most of us experience when much younger due to practicality and reality but I think loving someone despite the lack of such ‘innocence’ is the true mark of Love.

Words can never truly express what I really feel for you but as good as words can go,

I Love You Ruifang…

We are TWO!

A happy 16th Monthsary to the Love of my life, Ruifang aka Leshane aka, ah boy aka KuKuNehNeh!!! She has been quite sick ever since she came back from Macau last Tuesday and since she is still on the road to recovery, I thought I could skimp on a good dinner and treat her to a nice bowl of porridge instead on this day. WAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

She suggested that we go back to ‘The ramen place with the nice stewed egg’ and she was referring to ‘Noodle House Ken‘ at Orchard Plaza. And since they don’t serve atery clogging food there, I obliged.

A happy looking KuKuNehNeh

An emo looking krisandro who has to pay for ramen instead of porridge

Yummy Cha-Shu Ramen!

Drool-worthy stewed egg!

Tucked away from the busy Orchard Road and at the back of Orchard Plaza, we would not have found this nice Ramen shop if not for the powers of the internet. Don’t expect a variety of choices in the menu though. The people at Noodle House Ken specializes in Ramen and they stick to perfecting the art of making great MSG-less soup, fresh Cha-Shu, great noodles and wonderfully sinful stewed egg.

Happy 16th monthsary my Dear! Get well soon!

Imagine a wonderful, sunny weekend with a cool breeze that promises a walk out of the house without having to sweat like a runner in a marathon. You and the love of your life decide to get out of the house to take a stroll down to the bus stop to take a short bus trip to a shopping mall nearby for a nice breakfast.

It’s only a short trip down to the mall and what else would one need to carry and so the both of you decided to just carry along your wallets, handphones and keys.

“Such a lovely day my Love…” You whispered, almost fearing that the weather will turn bad just by saying it out loud. You tuck your wallet into your back pocket and slip your handphone into the right pocket. Not wanting to scratch the phone, you naturally opted to keep the keys in your left pocket. Feeling good about the day already, you walked away from the gate with a trailing hand, expecting the soft hands of your girl to grasp it like she always does.

“Wait Dear!” She called as you turned around to face her. “Hold on to my wallet will you?”

“Sure!” You answered as you tucked her wallet into your other back pocket. Looking at her shorts, you understand that the wallet would probably make an unsightly bulge in her shorts.

“…. and keep my keys… and my handphone… oh! And also my bill. I want to pay for it at the mall!”

You look at her in bewilderment and pointed towards her shorts. “I think I can stuff all these into my pockets but why don’t you put some of your stuffs into your pockets?”

Counting the 2 pocket sleeves on her sides and 2 pocket flaps on her back, you said, “And besides, you got 4 empty pockets there.”

“But I got no pockets.” She answers with the tone of a person saying that the sky is blue.

“What are you talking about? You got 4 of them!”

“These are not pockets! See!” She exclaims while twirling around to show you.

“HUH? WHY THE TOOT ARE THERE POCKET SLEEVES AND FLAPS WHEN THERE ARE NO POCKETS?”

According to some of the replies I got in my plurk thread. These are some of the reasons why there are shorts with pocket sleeves and pocket flaps BUT are pocket-less.

1. Sleeves and flaps are for decoration
2. Flaps on the back makes the butt look more perky
3. Women don’t use pockets and don’t mind carrying things on hand
4. Bags are created for a reason
5. Guys pockets are created for a reason

For points 1, 2, 3 & 4, I think there is space for a small pockets even when the shorts are…. short. So why not just sew in the pocket and let each girl choose if she wants to use it or not? Isn’t it great to walk out hands-free?

As for point 5. Er…. err….. errrrrr…..

“Yes Dear! I’ll take everything Dear. Anything for you my Dear!”

I wanted to do something meaningful for KuKuNehNeh (KKNN) as it is our 1st Anniversary together. Some might ask,

“Need to celebrate one meh?”

NEED LAR! I think it is an important date to celebrate our undying Love for each other.

Mushy? Okay, you all can go for a 5 minute break to puke your guts out before coming back to read the rest of this entry.

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Back?

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I decided to put my shitty marvelous Flash skills to good use and started to work on a 3 to 4 minute video for KKNN. Selecting the appropriate songs were HARD! I like haunting/sad love songs that has lyrics about breaking up, people hating each other, love that is not reciprocated. HAHA!

If I had more time, I would have opted to write song for her but it would take about 2 years for me to write one song. Which means I had to write the song 1 year before I met KKNN.

It boiled down to two choices between Adam Sandler’s “Grow Old With You” and Enrique Iglesias’ “Hero”. I ended up choosing “Hero” because the former was too short for the video and besides, Enrique looks and sounds more hotter than Adam. I can imagine KKNN watching the video as she hears his voice and then associating his hotness with me.

*cough cough*

Anyway, it took me about a week to complete the video and I took half the day off on Friday to tidy the loose ends up and to spring a surprise on her.

By the way, have I ever introduced you guys to my friend called Murphy? He is quite the famous guy. If he had a facebook account, he will definitely have the highest amount of friends in the world. Murphy also wrote an interesting law and shamelessly named it after himself.

Murphy’s Law – “if anything can go wrong, it will.”

MY FLASH FILE GOT CORRUPTED! BLOODY CHEESPIE SON OF A CHICKENEDA!

Using Adobe Flash - FAIL!

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I don’t know what happened to the original file and it corrupted my compiled flash video as well! I had no backup, no time and was almost tearing my pubic hair out. I had no choice but to create a PDF document hurriedly to store it in my thumbdrive before I rushed out to collect the flowers I ordered.

I reached KKNN’s place at Ang Mo Kio and managed to get in her house as her parents were around. An email was sent to her using my company’s email address to dupe her into thinking that I was still at the office. In the email, I told her to go home after work to get changed and wait for me as I will be late.

I set up my laptop with the PDF document I created earlier. The laptop was then hid underneath her blanket and I took the flowers and went to her lift lobby to hide.

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KKNN called me soon after.

“WHERE ARE YOU? Why is my computer on?”

(Turns out that I turned on her computer and forgot to shut it down)

Removal of Evidence – FAIL!!

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I went to her doorstep and surprised her with the flowers.

She looked at me in glee and said, “Actually, my Mum told me you were here just now~~~”

Surprise – FAIL!!!

Flowers cannot be eaten my dear…

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I Love KKNN but Murphy Loves Me~~~

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