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Plans for Anniversary - FAIL!!!

Published
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krisandro
on August 11, 2008
in My-Life
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I wanted to do something meaningful for KuKuNehNeh (KKNN) as it is our 1st Anniversary together. Some might ask,

“Need to celebrate one meh?”

NEED LAR! I think it is an important date to celebrate our undying Love for each other.

Mushy? Okay, you all can go for a 5 minute break to puke your guts out before coming back to read the rest of this entry.

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Back?

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I decided to put my shitty marvelous Flash skills to good use and started to work on a 3 to 4 minute video for KKNN. Selecting the appropriate songs were HARD! I like haunting/sad love songs that has lyrics about breaking up, people hating each other, love that is not reciprocated. HAHA!

If I had more time, I would have opted to write song for her but it would take about 2 years for me to write one song. Which means I had to write the song 1 year before I met KKNN.

It boiled down to two choices between Adam Sandler’s “Grow Old With You” and Enrique Iglesias’ “Hero”. I ended up choosing “Hero” because the former was too short for the video and besides, Enrique looks and sounds more hotter than Adam. I can imagine KKNN watching the video as she hears his voice and then associating his hotness with me.

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*cough cough*

Anyway, it took me about a week to complete the video and I took half the day off on Friday to tidy the loose ends up and to spring a surprise on her.

By the way, have I ever introduced you guys to my friend called Murphy? He is quite the famous guy. If he had a facebook account, he will definitely have the highest amount of friends in the world. Murphy also wrote an interesting law and shamelessly named it after himself.

Murphy’s Law - “if anything can go wrong, it will.”

MY FLASH FILE GOT CORRUPTED! BLOODY CHEESPIE SON OF A CHICKENEDA!

Using Adobe Flash - FAIL!

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I don’t know what happened to the original file and it corrupted my compiled flash video as well! I had no backup, no time and was almost tearing my pubic hair out. I had no choice but to create a PDF document hurriedly to store it in my thumbdrive before I rushed out to collect the flowers I ordered.

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I reached KKNN’s place at Ang Mo Kio and managed to get in her house as her parents were around. An email was sent to her using my company’s email address to dupe her into thinking that I was still at the office. In the email, I told her to go home after work to get changed and wait for me as I will be late.

I set up my laptop with the PDF document I created earlier. The laptop was then hid underneath her blanket and I took the flowers and went to her lift lobby to hide.

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KKNN called me soon after.

“WHERE ARE YOU? Why is my computer on?”

(Turns out that I turned on her computer and forgot to shut it down)

Removal of Evidence - FAIL!!

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I went to her doorstep and surprised her with the flowers.

She looked at me in glee and said, “Actually, my Mum told me you were here just now~~~”

Surprise - FAIL!!!

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Flowers cannot be eaten my dear…

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I Love KKNN but Murphy Loves Me~~~

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I Had a Hand On Jack Neo And He Had His On My GF!

Published
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krisandro
on August 9, 2008
in Events and My-Views
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I have always been skeptical of locally produced shows. The predictability of the script, the cheesy visuals, horrendous camera skills, half-baked acting & amateurish sound effects, just to name a few. And in some cases, especially in TV serials, I see ALL the bad elements I mentioned come together. It’s no surprise that I have not been watching any local TV show consistently and I seldom ‘risk’ buying tickets to a local show in the cinemas.

All thanks to molemole for telling me that Sheylara was giving out free tickets on behalf of Blog Aloud, I quickly emailed her and msn-ed her almost concurrently to enquire on the availability of two shows, ‘Money No Enough 2′ and ‘12 Lotus’.

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Luckily, there are still tickets available for ‘Money No Enough 2′ and I asked for a pair for the show at Vivocity on the 7th Aug. FREE tickets! Although I am skeptical of local productions, the lure of a free movie, the good impression of the first installment of ‘Money No Enough’ and Jack Neo were good enough reasons for me to go for it.

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I brought KuKuNehNeh (KKNN) along for the movie and boy, did we enjoy it! I wont reveal the story here as I HATE people who review movies and reveal the plots which totally spoils the movie experience. The script was predictable, the CG was cheesy although commendable for a local production and the advertising was too blatant for my liking. But Jack Neo did magic with the way he told the story. The issues he showcased were close to the Singaporean heart and channeled through incredible acting by the cast, especially through the malaysian actress, Lai Ming, who played the role of a mother in the movie. She was funny, she was believable, she made me tear. Credits to Mark Lee as well for he was the best performing local lad in the movie for me.

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Jack Neo

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Mark Lee

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Lai Ming

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Jack Neo appeared in the theater after the credits rolled and his presence made the event even more worthwhile. He answered questions to the best of his ability and tried as much as he could to answer them in English. Molemole helped me and KKNN take a picture with him together at the end of the show.

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I Had a Hand On Jack Neo And He Had His On My GF

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I know that the critics have been harsh on the movie but I think it is definitely worth the money for a movie that will tug at your heartstrings. Thanks again to Sheylara and Blog Aloud for the tickets.



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16 Bloggers Died in a Dream

Published
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krisandro
on August 8, 2008
in Entertainment and Wierd Stuffs
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KuKuNehNeh (KKNN) has this amazing ability to remember most of her dreams in vivid detail. I am always amazed whenever she recounts the events from her dreams in such details I do have other friends who has this ability and they are all female.

Coincidence?

For me, I hardly remember most of my dreams except for some that occurred when I was younger which are either too troublesome to type or too R21 to publish. Most of the time I would wake up with some memory of the dream and forget it as soon as I proceed with my daily activities.

Anyway, KKNN told me of this dream she had recently and it is so weird that I have to share it to the best of my memory.

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KKNN was out on the beach with a bunch of her friends (I asked her if I was there and she wasn’t sure. WAHAHAHAHAA). She looked out into the sea and noticed a friend was in the waters. The friend was waving back and there was a shark which was very close to her. KKNN frantically waved back to her and warned her of the shark while making all sorts of hand gestures. KKNN and her friends noticed that the tide was rising rapidly and they hurried further inshore to stay away from the water and the shark.

They came to a hole in the ground with a spiral staircase leading downwards. Ignoring the plea from her friend that it might be dangerous, KKNN made her way down the stairs and found a place that looked like a factory (Although it sounded illogical to be hiding under the ground when there is a potential flood, KKNN claimed that the place is sealed from the water).

After waiting for awhile, she knew that the danger was over and she went to the same staircase that lead upwards. A friend of hers was at the staircase and said,

“Don’t go up.”

“Why?” KKNN asked.

“A lot of people died.”

“Who?”

“16 Bloggers.”

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!! Don’t ask me why she dreams of such stuff.


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Happy 1st Anniversary My Love!

Published
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krisandro
on August 2, 2008
in rambles
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I TYPE MANY MANY BUT MY BLOODY SITE DIED!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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In short. I LOVE YOU DEEP DEEP MY DEAR KUKUNEHNEH!

Happy 1st Anniversary!

kukunehneh-krisandro

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=D

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I Can’t Sing. I Croak.

Published
by
krisandro
on July 10, 2008
in My-Life
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KuKuNehNeh (KKNN) and I went out with a bunch of friends over the weekend to K-Box for a karaoke session. It’t kind of rare for me to go to a karaoke joint, simply because I cannot sing. Because of my low, sexy gruffy voice, I sound more like a frog croaking more than anything human. It also doesn’t help that almost all the mainstream singers have voices in the higher ranges.

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Mariah Carey has been said to have a glass shattering voice range that is close to 6 octaves and I guess the typical male or female singer is close to 3.5 octaves. I think I do have a respectable singing voice range or about 2 to 2.5 but the problem is that it is on the LOW end. I know that one can adjust the key at karaoke sessions but it is bloody troublesome!

I can’t sing most male songs. However, I can sing most female songs in the correct key but in the low octaves. The effect is incredibly funny when you see a hot and pretty singer on the karaoke screen mouthing the lyrics with my croaking voice in your ears.

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Weiling, KKNN and Deborah

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Me & She-Can-Sing-KKNN

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Billy “THE VOICE” & Weiling

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Victor, on the far right who is KKNN’s cousin can really sing as well!

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I used to play the guitar and sing in my own key and I did some recordings just for fun and torture my friends by sending it to them. I tweaked the audio file so that I sound like a chipmunk to reduce the amount of friends leaving me after hearing me sing.

WARNING!!! DO NOT PLAY THE SONG LOUDLY! KNOWN SIDE EFFECTS ARE QUEASINESS IN THE STOMACH AND INABILITY TO TRUST ANY MUSICS FILES ON THE INTERNET!

Listen to it at imeem if you cannot see the player above.

And since I didn’t lug a tank of helium to karaoke that day and I cannot just keep munching on the snacks, I have to find other forms of entertainment.

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It was POSED LAR! I am not a camwhore! SERIOUS!

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