Almost everyone has traffic coming from searches made at engines such as Google and Yahoo. My blog is no different and this is the list of keywords from the last 1000 entries that got people coming to my website.
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If you did scroll through the list, good for you. If you didn’t, congrats, because I wouldn’t either.
Haha.
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Anyway, these are the top 10 funny search terms from the list above.
#10. Incest Testimonials
Erm… What is an ‘Incest Testimonial’? LOL!
“Hi, I am living in an incestuous family. I like it and you should too!”
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#9. Booty Lotion
For the best bootilicious experience~
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#8. KuKu
KuKuNehNeh! Someone searched for YOU! WAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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#7. Pubic; Horny; Jurong
I am so bloody curious to what this guy/girl was searching for….
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#6. You Bith For My Pleasure
My WHAT for YOUR pleasure?
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#5. Women Measuring Dicks
Someone looking to hire a professional lady to measure a male genitalia I think. LOL
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#4. Sia Girlfriend Mustache
Someone has a VERY INTERESTING fetish.
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#3. Shower of Sperm
I am sorry if my site disappointed this person. I got no bukkake pics.
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#2. What to say to get horyn in cybersex
Try “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”. Guaranteed horYness.
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#1. Aunties Panties
I think the person who searched for #4 is looking for an attire for his mustached SIA girlfriend.
