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Many people who try to advertise their products have came up with banners that read, “BEST!”, “NUMBER #1!”, “LEADING BRAND!”, “GREAT TASTE!”, “FAMOUS” and etc. How many times have you used a product and exclaimed to yourself or your imaginary friend and said, “WHAT? This is the BEST?”

So, it was heartwarming to see that someone came up with this banner.

DON’T COME TO US IF YOU WANT LOUSY BEAN CURD!

Great isn’t it? The store didn’t IMPLY that their soy milk and bean curd taste good; They just said their products is NOT lousy. So the odds of you being disappointed is lowered!

I didn’t have the chance to try their stuffs yet but, I just think that the placement of the banner needs to be reviewed.

Because….

Don’t place your banner above the dustbin! It just makes me want to make fun of it….

WAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

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This sign is found at my void deck and I noticed something about it last night.

If you look closely….

I (HEART) U!

Everybody!!! Awww…… How romantic! These lovers probably only get to meet once every leap year in front of this danger sign. And they probably spend the romantic moments vandalizing everything they can write on as well..

Everybody again! Awwwwww………………

For all those netizens who are around my age, I am sure you all remember the good old days where we use ICQ and mIRC to socialize. ICQ is used to keep known friends but unfortunately, the former popular application has now turned into a toothpaste.

As for mIRC, it’s where the fun is! For the people who don’t know what it is, it’s an Internet Relay Chat client which allows users to connect to various servers around the world and chat with all sorts of people in various channels(Chatrooms).

One of the most interesting channels that every person had to go in for at least once would be #Cybersex. Of course it didn’t take me long for me to figure out that 98% of the people in that chatroom are actually guys and the remaining 2% of the girls are too busy trying to fend off the desperate guys.

What you may NOT KNOW about the 98% of the guys is that a small percentage of them visits the channel impersonating as females to make fun of you horny men. Like me.

Below are the screenshots of some of the conversations in #Cybersex with me pretending to be a girl called “Kristy”.

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According to the Newpaper, a man parked his bicycle outside the National Library on Saturday despite repeated warnings to not do so. Despite having wide pathways, the library personnel insisted that the bicycle poses as a hazard and told the man to park the bicycle at the designated bicycle bay on another street. The man known as Mr Bee Hee Heng ignored their warnings and left his bicycle at the pathway and returned 3 hours later to only find his bicycle chained up by the library personnel.

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What would you have done at this point?

Mr Bee did what most would not do. Chain his bicycle? He chain up the National Library lor.

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WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

A fine example of tit-for-tat. He chained only one entrance of the National Library and only removed it after the police have arrived. It is not known what punishment he got from this incident, but despite being wrong in the 1st place, I have to the SALUTE DA-MAN! Mr Bee Hee Heng, if you are reading this, you are my idol. You got BALLS!

[Image from the Newpaper]

But, please don’t pass me the $1000 fine you are potentially getting.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Learn from him!

If someone irritates you, irritate them back!

If someone scolds you, scold them back!

If someone slaps you, slap them back!

If someone gropes your butt, grope them back!

Oh wait…. that might not work……