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Update on The 17 Yr Old Girl Who Wants Nice and Cute Girls to ‘Go Stead’ with Her BF

Good afternoon everyone, this is krisandro reporting for Channel 69 where we report everything that is too mundane for every other major news channel. If you recall back at our last report, Mabel Chong was actively looking for a cute and nice girl for her bf. And after 5 days from her very 1st advertisement on the free giveaway of her bf, she decided to DELETE THE WHOLE thread.

It has been discovered that the nice bf that she is promoting is named Kenrick Ho and he used Mabel’s account to post on the forum today. This is what he had to say…

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So, to all the cute and nice girls who were hoping to replace Mabel as Kenrick’s gf, I am so sorry to say that they have reconciled and they consider themselves as MARRIED.

Once again, this is krisandro reporting for channel 69. Please do not contact us on big issues like global warming or big disasters that killed 874971984749379244123 people. We are only interested on reporting news of Singaporeans flicking their pi-sai in public, children urinating into drains and of course 17 yr old girls who wants to find a gf for their bfs and then deciding not to within 5 days.

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Girl, 17, Wants Nice and Cute Girls to ‘Go Stead’ with Her BF

There is one girl who goes by the name of Chong Si Qing Mabel in wholivesnearyou.com(WLNY) that got me very curious after irritating the hell out of me on the live chat.

Mabel, who is 17, looks like this. (Only one pic of her in her profile)

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I could write about how ‘interesting’ young girls or even guys like to take pictures this way but it might be a 500 word essay littered with “LOLs” and “WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAs”.

Mabel started a forum thread in WLNY with this title,

“For Nice And Cute Girls Only.. Anyone Can Acompany My Bf?”

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A few other members start to ask what are her reasons for promoting her bf and she replied with…

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Sometime before that, she also posted a link to her bf’s peekture.

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Introducing, Mabel Chong’s BF!!!

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So, to summarize, a 17 year old girl named Chong Si Qing Mabel from Jurong West feels that she is not worthy for her “not bad” looking boyfriend who is nice to her. She has no time for him and feels sorry and so she wants a nice and cute girl to “stead” with him to take care of him.

If I was 12, I would have thought that she was the nicest girl I’ve ever heard of. Who the hell would give up a nice and “not bad” looking bf away and promote the ‘giveaway’ at a public forum.

Too bad that I am a decade older than her and my friends think that Mabel might actually be that guy you see above, setting up a female account and promoting himself in a third person’s point of view. If so, this guy is kinda clever!

What do you guys think?

Let’s all give the benefit of the doubt to Mabel shall we. Maybe there are such nice 17 year olds around after all. Let’s all help her achieve her goal of finding a nice and cute girl for the poor bf. Tell all your friends and relatives that there is a free bf being given out in Jurong West. Visit the forums in WLNY for more info.

I shall leave you guys with a cute peekture of me.

krisandro-puke

*PUKE AT SELF*

I think Mabel Chong wins.

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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