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Girl, 17, Wants Nice and Cute Girls to ‘Go Stead’ with Her BF

There is one girl who goes by the name of Chong Si Qing Mabel in wholivesnearyou.com(WLNY) that got me very curious after irritating the hell out of me on the live chat.

Mabel, who is 17, looks like this. (Only one pic of her in her profile)

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I could write about how ‘interesting’ young girls or even guys like to take pictures this way but it might be a 500 word essay littered with “LOLs” and “WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAs”.

Mabel started a forum thread in WLNY with this title,

“For Nice And Cute Girls Only.. Anyone Can Acompany My Bf?”

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A few other members start to ask what are her reasons for promoting her bf and she replied with…

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Sometime before that, she also posted a link to her bf’s peekture.

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Introducing, Mabel Chong’s BF!!!

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So, to summarize, a 17 year old girl named Chong Si Qing Mabel from Jurong West feels that she is not worthy for her “not bad” looking boyfriend who is nice to her. She has no time for him and feels sorry and so she wants a nice and cute girl to “stead” with him to take care of him.

If I was 12, I would have thought that she was the nicest girl I’ve ever heard of. Who the hell would give up a nice and “not bad” looking bf away and promote the ‘giveaway’ at a public forum.

Too bad that I am a decade older than her and my friends think that Mabel might actually be that guy you see above, setting up a female account and promoting himself in a third person’s point of view. If so, this guy is kinda clever!

What do you guys think?

Let’s all give the benefit of the doubt to Mabel shall we. Maybe there are such nice 17 year olds around after all. Let’s all help her achieve her goal of finding a nice and cute girl for the poor bf. Tell all your friends and relatives that there is a free bf being given out in Jurong West. Visit the forums in WLNY for more info.

I shall leave you guys with a cute peekture of me.

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*PUKE AT SELF*

I think Mabel Chong wins.

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Don’t read this if you don’t like cute dogs!

Happy Good Friday everyone! I was supposed to go jogging this morning but I had to save a drowning kid, a pregnant woman from a fire and an old man from Mas Selamat claws.

Now, if you believe all of the above, you will be blessed for life if you transfer $1000 to my POSB account now.

Now, If you think that I am bullshitting, you are right! I was just lazy…

Anyway, Ruifang and I strolled down to have lunch and as I was talking to her, she SUDDENLY squealed in excitement.

Me: “…blah blah blah.. you know blah blah….

*SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Me: “What WHAT?”

Ruifang: “OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!”

Me: “WHAT??

*SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Yeah, that was the prelude to what I was gonna see.

There was a woman and a kid with a box in the distance. And surrounding her was a litter of puppies. And if I was any gay-er, I would have squealed as well.

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The pic is shakey, but I had to show you guys the relative size of the puppies.

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And this little one is the cutest of em’ all!

I WANNA TAKE THEM HOME!!!

LOL….

And I leave you a video of a dog named Milo whom I met at Windelyn’s party.

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Obscene hook for your home

I took this picture in early February 2007 and forgot to blog about it but here it is…….

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This cute bear never had a problem hitting his partner’s G-spot.

It’s been a year since I saw this hook from a popular brand at a supermarket and I wonder if I am the only one who finds this design a little too provocative.

“Daddy, DADDY!”

“What is it my dear?”

“Can you buy me this hook for my bedroom?”

(Dad looks at the hook)

“OH MY……….”

“Daddy PLEAAAAAAASE!!! It’s so cute! The hook looks so HARD & STRONG! It is also CURVED! I am sure it can hold my Hello Kitties very well~~~”

(Dad faints….)

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