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I Succumbed. I Joined the S’pore Blog Awards 2008.

When I first came across the S’pore Blog Awards 2008 by omy.sg, I was very interested in joining. Being such a n00b in the blogosphere, I wanted to see if people like to read the rubbish I spew on this digital space of mine. And it wouldn’t hurt if I would miraculously win it to get the top prize of a laptop!

A LAPTOP! Imagine what I can do with a LAPTOP! I COULD SAVE THE WORLD!

Well, not really lar….. But, It will be nice to be able to surf pR0n on the go.

I was all ready to enter my details in the competition when I thought I should checkout omy.sg to see what kind of traffic the website gets.

This is what I found…

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Chinese…

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CHINESE…

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MORE CHINESE…

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AND EVEN MORE CHINESE!!!!!!

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I have nothing against people who like Chinese websites but I thought that my blog is much catered to English reading people. My Chinese is REALLY BAD and the ONLY post where I attempted to type in Chinese was this.

When I was in secondary school, I hated my mother tongue (Chinese) so much that I would purposely infuriate my Chinese teachers till the point that they gave up on me. During spelling lessons, I would just nap or doodle stuffs in the answer booklet. During exams, I would fill in my name, tikam the MCQ and leave the rest blank.

I got an F9 during a mock exam and it was a surprise when my teacher announced my results…

Teacher: “You got an E8.”

Me: “E8????”

“Yes. Do you wish to retake the paper?”

NO!”

“Why? YOU GOT AN E8!!!”

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I won’t be that lucky the next time leh!”

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I probably got lucky at tikam-ing the MCQ on that paper.

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After much thought on it, I decided to just try my luck at the Blog awards under the “Most Entertaining Blog” category. I wanted very much to submit the “Kristy in #Cybersex” posts as it is quite popular, but I decided to submit more ‘toned down’ ones.

#1. I Was Once Molested Before… (People like to read leh… you pervs! :mrgreen: )

#2. Singaporeans Love MRT Seats (It is a topic close to Singaporean hearts)

#3. Some Questions Are Better Asked In English (To cater to the chinese reading community)

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Lets see if I even make it by the 1st round!

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Some Questions Are Better Asked In English

Ruifang’s family runs a pretty popular prawn noodle stall in Whampoa. Before she started her current job, she used to help her parents regularly. With such passion for her family business, she naturally pimps her prawn noodles like mad.

If her friends are around, she would ask them to visit the stall. If she gets to know a stranger, she would tell them of the stall. If she takes the taxi, she will tell the uncle of the prawn noodles.

One of the questions she might ask is…

“Do you like to eat my father’s prawn noodles?”

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She is quite cheena, and so she usually would ask the above in chinese.

“你喜欢吃我爸爸的面吗?”

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Now, the above looks like a normal chinese question, but it actually sounds like…

“你喜欢吃我爸爸的面吗?”

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For those who don’t understand chinese, the sentence above means..

“Do you like to go down on my father?”

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“喜欢!!!”(I Like!!!)

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

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