k r i s a n d r o

I woke up this morning to the sound of birds chirping outside my window. Rubbing my eyes as I stood at the window, I was amazed to find a rainbow as clear as a footpath leading from somewhere in the distance to my window sill.

The birds saw me and started to chirp in the tune of Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours” and I heard the distinct sound of a horse neighing in the distance. True enough, a horse with white shimmering skin galloped from a distance, across the rainbow, and towards the direction of my window. I stood in shock and was rooted to the ground when I realized that it was actually a unicorn.

In a flash the unicorn flew through my window and into my room. All the animals started to follow the unicorn to where it stood in my room: birds, tigers, lions, monkeys, dogs, cats, squirrels, hamsters, rabbits, luohan fishes and some lizards.

The magnificent unicorn open its mouth in preparation to speak and these are the words that came out,

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“WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!”

And after the laughing, the unicorn started to spear all the animals with it’s horn and humongous unicorn penis.

Happy April’s Fool everyone!

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I announced yesterday that I have a free psp to give away! Just in case you guys missed the announcement or didn’t read carefully, here it is again!

Only on Krisandro.com!!! I just made it 3rd in online contest and won a PSP! I was hoping to win the grand prize which was a PS3 but I unfortunately didn’t make it. And since I already have a PSP, I am giving it to you, the readers!!!

I am not sure which color the PSP will come in, but it’s definitely the slim version.

This is NOT an April Fool’s prank. I would never do that on you!!!

To enter this contest, just leave a comment on this post and tell me why I should give this PSP to you.

Be as creative as possible!!!

The closing date for this contest will be determined later. So, check back often!!!

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If you read the above carefully, it says, “Krisandro just made an April Fool’s prank on you!!!”

Thanks for participating, guys and girls!

1) brokenshardz

2) Yusri

3) PSP Siao

4) Serene

5) fangz

6) Imran

7) Bunny B

8.) Aileen

9) Hope

10) PSP

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Alright, joke is over. I am expecting hate mail from now on.