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Ruifang’s family runs a pretty popular prawn noodle stall in Whampoa. Before she started her current job, she used to help her parents regularly. With such passion for her family business, she naturally pimps her prawn noodles like mad.
If her friends are around, she would ask them to visit the stall. If she gets to know a stranger, she would tell them of the stall. If she takes the taxi, she will tell the uncle of the prawn noodles.
One of the questions she might ask is…
“Do you like to eat my father’s prawn noodles?”
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She is quite cheena, and so she usually would ask the above in chinese.
“你喜欢吃我爸爸的虾面吗?”
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Now, the above looks like a normal chinese question, but it actually sounds like…
“你喜欢吃我爸爸的下面吗?”
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For those who don’t understand chinese, the sentence above means..
“Do you like to go down on my father?”
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“喜欢!!!”(I Like!!!)
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Due to the popular demand from the previous time, Kristy^ is back!
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If you have watched TV commercials recently or visited STOMP, you might know that Brand’s is holding a Sudoku Challenge.
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If you have been living in Singapore’s drainage system for years and don’t know what Sudoku is. Here is Wiki’s defination.
Sudoku is a logic-based number placement puzzle. The objective is to fill a 9×9 grid so that each column, each row, and each of the nine 3×3 boxes (also called blocks or regions) contains the digits from 1 to 9 only one time each. The puzzle setter provides a partially completed grid.
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Sudoku is actually invented by an American but only popularized by Japan. Luckily, it wasn’t Singapore that popularize it. Cool name like ‘Sudoku’ might have ended up being named ‘The-Singapore-game-with-81-squares-lor”.
Prizes for the competition are as follows:
The BRAND’S® Sudoku Challenge 2008 Singapore Open winners will receive
- 1st prize winner - $8,000 cash prize, $300 BRAND’S® Hamper, Trophy and Certificate
- 2nd prize winner - $4,000 cash prize, $300 BRAND’S® Hamper, Trophy and Certificate
- 3rd prize winner - $2,000 cash prize, $300 BRAND’S® Hamper, Trophy and Certificate
All 100 Singapore Open Finalists will receive $100 cash
All Singapore Open Semi-finalists will receive BRAND’S® goodie bags worth $60 each.
More details of the competition can be found here.
If you want to practice before taking part, click here!
After a few tries, my best timing is as such…
Don’t know if I am fast enough to put up a fight.
Can you beat my timing? Try it here and then post your timing in the comments!
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When do you know in Ping.sg that a major blog war has started?
1. When the top few posts are about a much discussed topic
2. When “asshole” and “Bitch” appears in the headers.
3. When people choose to pong the missile shooting posts over a heading that reads “WTF: Women enjoy sex, so rape cannot be such a terrible physical ordeal” from Cowboy Caleb
Links below in the order of the screenshot above.
Queen Sheylara, Champion of Ping.sg Game, reveals all
Why Ping.sg didn’t cheat and Bernard’s an asshole
April’s Fool – “Sheylara is a Bitch for Winning”
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Gisele Bündchen is a Brazilian supermodel and is also reported by Forbes to be the highest paid supermodel in the world today. Singaporeans may best remember her as one of Victoria’s Secret models and her role as a villain in the movie Taxi.
Now, when you are a supermodel and you are reported to be $150 million dollars rich, you can basically hire almost anyone to do anything for you.
Like…..
…..applying lotion on your ass for you.
(Click to enlarge) More pics at The Blemish.
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Probable Job Requirements for Supermodel Booty Lotion Applier(a.ka Ass Wiper):
1. Male
2. Good Hand to Ass Ratio
3. Able to multi-task(must wipe left ass in anti-clockwise and right ass in clockwise direction)
4. Able to stoop for long durations
5. Able to maintain accuracy (to follow Gisele’s butt when she walks and jiggles her bum bum)
6. Gay
7. If not gay, sign in Appendix A form for consent to surgically remove penis
8. [Optional] Sign again in Appendix B form to donate removed penis to Cannibals Anonymous Group
Hands up for those who want that job!
