More Gross Than Funny
Elise was asking over in Plurk yesterday for people to tell her something funny and I don’t know why but I immediately thought about this incident I had when I was young. Be warned though. After recounting it, I realize it’s more gross than funny. So if you are having dinner right now, go finish it and have it digested before reading the rest of this entry.
I was about 13-14 years-old back then and I was leaving my friend’s place in my neighbourhood when I realized that I had a tummy ache. Not wanting to go back to his place to borrow the toilet and potentially render his toilet and house hazardous, I attempted to make my way to the lift landing to get down to a coffee shop or my home which was about 10mins walk away.
I barely made my way up the stairs to the floor of the lift when I couldn’t hold it in any more. I’m sure you guys have such moments before. The urge to release is so great that your rectal muscles can do little to hold it in. The release was imminent and hurriedly climbed to the higher floor where it’s quieter and released the contents of my stomach troubles right into my underwear.
Scanning the surroundings quickly for any possible eye witnesses, I quickly removed the terribly stained underwear and it didn’t take long for the devil in me to decide the next course of action.
I left the ‘package’ on the floor and quickly scurried home.
To the residents living at Jurong West Blk 4XX in 1994-1995…. I was young and inconsiderate. I’m sorry. 
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May 7th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
MUAHAHAHAHAH~~!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:48 am
@FoxTwo> Why you so happy? You did the same to your neighbours is it? :p
May 7th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
on the floor?
notti Kris… hahah!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:49 am
@xinyun> Er… on the floor of the staircase landing in between the 11th and the 12th floor i think. :p
May 7th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Coincidentally, I had almost the same experience but when I was 10 (I think). I wanted to release it after my swim, but not wanting to use the dirty hawker center toilets. I decided on my comfy home toilet. And just as I was about to enter the toilet at home, it just came out.
WAHAHAHAHA
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May 8th, 2009 at 10:50 am
@Darran> At least you manage to hold it in until your house. I er… wasn’t so lucky.
May 7th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Nice… *lol*
May 7th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
OMG!!! Why didn’t you tell me this before??? wah sian lor the residents staying there…hahaha
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May 7th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
And I would have thought you hurled your stained underwear over the ledge and aim at the poor auntie with the umbrella downstairs… hehehe
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May 7th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
omg.you’re disgusting.haha
and i thought being chased by dogs while pee-ing at the park was bad enough (i didn’t say it was me..HAHA)
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May 8th, 2009 at 3:42 am
O.o”"”"”
GROSSSSSSssssssss leh u!!!!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
It happened to me when I was 9. I was in toilet, too scared to ask to go to toilet. I poo-ed in my pants and I remained in class.
I win!
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May 11th, 2009 at 10:17 am
@Razlan> Okay, you win! But then again, kids around that age always have such incidents!