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I woke up this morning to the sound of birds chirping outside my window. Rubbing my eyes as I stood at the window, I was amazed to find a rainbow as clear as a footpath leading from somewhere in the distance to my window sill.

The birds saw me and started to chirp in the tune of Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours” and I heard the distinct sound of a horse neighing in the distance. True enough, a horse with white shimmering skin galloped from a distance, across the rainbow, and towards the direction of my window. I stood in shock and was rooted to the ground when I realized that it was actually a unicorn.

In a flash the unicorn flew through my window and into my room. All the animals started to follow the unicorn to where it stood in my room: birds, tigers, lions, monkeys, dogs, cats, squirrels, hamsters, rabbits, luohan fishes and some lizards.

The magnificent unicorn open its mouth in preparation to speak and these are the words that came out,

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“WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!”

And after the laughing, the unicorn started to spear all the animals with it’s horn and humongous unicorn penis.

Happy April’s Fool everyone!