Lizards! Stop Dying Through Me Damnit!
Many moons ago, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling extremely thirsty and feeling the need to suck on a straw that leads to a freezing cold drink. I walked groggily to the kitchen in the dark, feeling quite confident that I won’t stub my toe into a wall or my dog, and headed for the fridge. As I approached one of the greatest invention of all time, the underside of my right foot rolled over something that seemed very much like a rubber band. 2 minutes into waking up had my brain telling my foot to roll over the ‘rubber band’ a few more times just to make sure that it is one. It did feel like one and I stooped and picked it up to find out that it was a…
…Baby LIZARD!!! (a very deformed baby lizard after all that rolling)
And yesterday, as I was walking KuKuNehNeh home, I had another run-in with a lizard. As I walked up the stairs near a bus stop in Ang Mo Kio, a pair of lizards dropped from the ceiling with a loud ‘TWACK’ like a pair of wooden sticks. Of all places that they had to fall, they fell right below my landing foot. One escaped in the nick of time but one ended under a good 70-80% of my weight. The lizard was huge! I could actually feel it’s body crushing under my thick dress shoes and seeing it’s bodily fluids ooze out right after I crush it wasn’t helping either.
Let’s do this together.
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww~~!!!!!
I was probably a mosquito in my last life and had 251 members of my clan eaten by a hungry lizard but I FORGIVE YOU LIZARDS. STOP DYING THROUGH ME DAMNIT!
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March 19th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
hahhaha
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
and i hate lizards!
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March 19th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
@Lisalicious> I think most people hate em. But I think that they are fine. They help to eat pests like mosquitos!
March 19th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
ewwwww.. i hate those black ones with spots.
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March 19th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
@amb3r> I think the one I stepped on last night was a black one with spots. IT WAS HUGE!!!
March 19th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
LOL~
My room alot of pests too. Maybe u wan come my plc and clear?
I found a huge huge huge ant in my room that time and I got to kill it with my aircon controller like thrice! I so gross out with the bodily fluid la!
My house got wasps too.
Come my house!hahaha!
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March 21st, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Eh! Don’t think I am from pest control leh! Lizards are not pests either… I can get you some lizards to help with the pests though. Hehehe
March 20th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
EWWWWWW! that’s DISGUSTING!
- pukes –
as much as i hate lizards…poor lizards!
dying under your foot!
TT”
hahahaaaa… =P
i had two bluetongue lizards living in my backyard..but then they got squished…
run over by cars! right on the curb..so they were like paper thin! xD
March 21st, 2009 at 1:07 pm
I was just looking at pictures of bluetongue lizards. They look huge! I don’t wanna step on em. :p
March 22nd, 2009 at 1:13 am
Spore got blue tongue lizard?
I will freak out if i see them la!
I din know about them till today!
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March 23rd, 2009 at 12:19 am
i hate lizard. it’s always wandering around my room wall.i think i wanna buy a pistol to shoot those lizard lorr…. my fren have it.hahahaah
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March 25th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
@achtung> Poor lizards! They are harmless! :p
March 26th, 2009 at 12:43 am
then why they lingering on my wall?it’s not a public place though…hahaha
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March 26th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
@achtung> It would be scary if they understand that it’s not a public place.