10 Things A Guy Cannot Say When Owning A Bird
There are things a guy cannot say when he owns a bird like Bluey the Lovebird. The girls pretty much get away by saying the same things though.
For example:
“Do you want to see my bird?”
“Would you like to touch my bird?”
“Be gentle with my bird will ya!”
“Isn’t my bird very cute?”
“She likes my bird very much!”
“My bird likes being stroked around the head.”
“My bird is bigger than yours.”
“My bird like cozy and warm holes.”
“Look at how fast my bird grows!”
“I can play with my bird for hours!”
See what I mean? 
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January 16th, 2009 at 10:29 am
This is so Krisandro! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
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January 16th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
So that’s why you say I have been off form! You like all the lame stuffs!
January 16th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
hahahahhahaha!
It’s the thing that I bet my bf would love to say “My bird is bigger than yours.”! LOL!
It’s a guy thing. =p
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January 16th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
I am glad you realized that. I hope you verified the size yourself. WHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAA.
January 16th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
No, I don’t see what you mean. *act blur* heh.
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January 21st, 2009 at 10:02 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFL
LMAO
That is so true!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
So erm… do you wanna see my bird? :p
January 27th, 2009 at 11:46 am
wah that is right man..think of the lawsuit.
Oh btw, paiseh I had to fly aeroplane on Thursday man..my boss threw me one big spanner while I was packing up and left office at 10.30pm..aye!!
January 29th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Eh no worries lar bro. See you some other time.
February 13th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
haha…i knew it.cannot talk about bird.
February 16th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
A girl can! Hmmm… No wait. Actually a girl will sound weird too.