When I first came across the S’pore Blog Awards 2008 by omy.sg, I was very interested in joining. Being such a n00b in the blogosphere, I wanted to see if people like to read the rubbish I spew on this digital space of mine. And it wouldn’t hurt if I would miraculously win it to get the top prize of a laptop!
A LAPTOP! Imagine what I can do with a LAPTOP! I COULD SAVE THE WORLD!
Well, not really lar….. But, It will be nice to be able to surf pR0n on the go.
I was all ready to enter my details in the competition when I thought I should checkout omy.sg to see what kind of traffic the website gets.
This is what I found…
Chinese…
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CHINESE…
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MORE CHINESE…
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AND EVEN MORE CHINESE!!!!!!
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I have nothing against people who like Chinese websites but I thought that my blog is much catered to English reading people. My Chinese is REALLY BAD and the ONLY post where I attempted to type in Chinese was this.
When I was in secondary school, I hated my mother tongue (Chinese) so much that I would purposely infuriate my Chinese teachers till the point that they gave up on me. During spelling lessons, I would just nap or doodle stuffs in the answer booklet. During exams, I would fill in my name, tikam the MCQ and leave the rest blank.
I got an F9 during a mock exam and it was a surprise when my teacher announced my results…
Teacher: “You got an E8.”
Me: “E8????”
“Yes. Do you wish to retake the paper?”
“NO!”
“Why? YOU GOT AN E8!!!”
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I won’t be that lucky the next time leh!”
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I probably got lucky at tikam-ing the MCQ on that paper.
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After much thought on it, I decided to just try my luck at the Blog awards under the “Most Entertaining Blog” category. I wanted very much to submit the “Kristy in #Cybersex” posts as it is quite popular, but I decided to submit more ‘toned down’ ones.
#1. I Was Once Molested Before… (People like to read leh… you pervs! 
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#2. Singaporeans Love MRT Seats (It is a topic close to Singaporean hearts)
#3. Some Questions Are Better Asked In English (To cater to the chinese reading community)
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Lets see if I even make it by the 1st round!
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is time i whip u up in chinese, muhahahaaha.
Wo pu che tau Hua Yi
Pu che tau wei sha mo, wo yei se join nage de competition
Walau..tell me to forget the molestation thing then u remind me again. LOL.. good luck then..though I find it weird that omy is conducting it. I thought for a competition that allows english blog, perhaps the english equivalent, stomp, should be a better mechanism?
You can always surf my blog. It’s Google Page Rank 0, so it’s a pr0n site
Buny> Eh, i like to maintain status quo!
Rinaz> Wo jiu shi kan dao ni ye chan jia, suo yi wo ye chan jia!
ignorantsoup> I was thinking the same thing as well, but maybe sph wanted omy.sg to get more exposure through this competition.
FoxTwo> You got a lousy pR0n site! 1) You don’t have a splash page to ask people if they are 18 before they enter your blog. 2) When I go your site… GOT NO PR0N! HOW CAN????
Good luck!
i was in your situation before in terms of chinese results. i was at bliss when i got a A2. The chinese teacher even begged me not to retake hehe.
我的《線香》博客网站大约只有1％的华文字。因此我也正在考虑到底要不要参加这届的比赛。咳！蛮矛盾的！
就先在此祝福你吧：克立三多小弟！
Jayden> Good luck to you to at the best design category!
offpoint> my situation and you got A2? what is wrong with this world? hahahaa
Miss Loi> 我不是小弟。叫我大哥还差不多！