Life is a Joke, Laugh at it!!!
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Just got this from my mailbox!
The popular web community that connects people who live near each other is now…
FREE!!!
No more paying $2 each year for subscription and verification. All you cheapskates can now verify your account by registering a valid mobile number with the service.
You people can save that $2 and buy yourselves an extra plate of chicken rice each year!
Ain’t that GREAT?
Many of us have been using the internet to socialize, be it through the likes of WLM, Yahoo, gTalk, Ping.sg, WhoLivesNearYou or even through blogs. I am quite sure that many of you has some point in time thought if the personality that you portray through these mediums are actually who you really are.
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The charming guy you have been chatting with could be him…
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I’ve been socializing on the internet since 1997 through popular mediums such as mIRC and ICQ. Being the horny curious teenager that I was back then, I got to know many friends online and eventually met up with quite a lot of them.
The Icons of my generation.
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Only a handful of those that I met and got to know personally are friends to this very date. There are ALL SORTS of personalities on the internet who is so different from their true selfs in the flesh.
There are the types who will KNN, CCB, FARK YEW, BURN-YOUR-KUKU, SLAP-YOUR-NEH-NEH kinds on the internet but once you meet them, they are as small as hobbits and have voices of cute, cuddly care bears.
There also the types who is all nice and caring on the internet who only wants to FWEN FWEN you and end up trying to get in your skirts and in your zippers once you meet them.
Even in real life, people are already putting up different masks and thus different personalties. So when one goes on the net where there is a lesser chance of someone calling you a fake, the odds are higher that you’ll be someone different on the internet.
For me, I think my internet persona is at most times, my true self. But it is a more amplified version of my personality (i.e Crazier and Lame-er). And if I take into consideration that I write/type better than I speak, I think my internet persona at my serious times is more ‘me’ than the Krisandro most know in real life.
Krisandro in real life. HAMSERM BOH?
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So, the big question……
Are you different from your online persona?
Are You Different From Your Online Persona?
Total Voters: 20
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Having spend a whole Friday being moody, I was pretty willing to go prawn fishing when Ruifang called me up at 10pm. Anything to get out of the house. I bet my neighbors plants were dying from my negative aura.
We had a group of 5 and Hai Bin U Enterprise Prawn Fishing at Bishan (Sin Ming Ave) was the place they decided upon. And I just found out that the popular prawning joint HAS A BLOG! Wow! Everybody is blogging! It’s time for the nice uncle at the mama shop downstairs to own a blog as well.
If you guys haven’t been at Hai Bin U before, or have not been down there for quite some time, you’ll be glad to know that they have expanded and they are housing more prawn pools.
After another 3 hrs of prawn fishing in my short prawning career, I am enlightened with the following.
1. Hotdogs and cockles are a couple of the best baits. Yes, Hotdogs!
2. Irritating Chao Ah Bengs are good at prawning.
3. The above makes them even more irritating.
4. Chao Ah Bengs are sometimes even better than some Singaporeans.
(One said “Solli !!! Solli !!!” after hooking my rod by accident. Some idiotic Singaporeans don’t even have ‘Sorry’ in their vocab.)
5. Don’t divide the amount of money you paid for the session with the amount of prawns you caught.
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If I did, each prawn last night was 4 DOLLARS AND 28 CENTS!!!
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I realize that I might be digging a grave for myself but I just need to let this out. For such a long time now, people especially women, have very strong feelings against plastic surgery. When I say strong feelings, I do mean the negative kind. Like……
“WAH LAU! She confirm plus chop plus guarantee went for plastic surgery lor! Her boobs big like watermelons, her nose look like Michael Jackson’s, her eyes big like Simpson’s and her tummy flat like washing board!”
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Of course the plastic-cised woman is much chio-er than the above, but you do get my point right?
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My message is, it’s a bit wierd to me when the all ‘natural’ woman who spots hair extensions, fake eyelashes, colored lens, powdered nose and padded bra points at a ‘plastic’ woman and says…
“She is so fake lor.”
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Some might argue…
“But, makeup and padded bras are ENHANCEMENTS!”
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So, temporary enhancements are okay while permanent ones are not?
“But, but… there are side effects! Health hazards! Her boobs might burst!”
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Technology improves day by day, what if one day comes when there are no side effects to having melon boobs?
“Er….. just CANNOT LOR! She’s FAKE!”
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I am not encouraging people to go ‘plastic’, but I just feel that we shouldn’t condemn those who do, especially for those women who walk around all day with padded bras and call for a witch hunt on those with explode-able titties.
