The Things You Will Discover at Lower Peirce Reservoir!

KuKuNehNeh and I woke up to a lazy Saturday and she decided that she wanted to eat prata. We settled for Casuarina Curry Restaurant (Casuarina Road). After eating at the highly acclaimed prata joint for the 2nd time, I dare say that the prata at The Roti Prata House (Upper Thompson Road) is much better!

Feeling fat and adventurous, KuKuNehNeh suggested that we should take a walk at Lower Peirce Reservoir. Half sleepy and filled with fattening prata in my belly, I agreed to her suggestion and promptly ignored that the weather was crazily, scorching hot at 1pm.

lower peirce trail

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We saw a couple walk into the start of the trail about 200m ahead of us and disappeared. Don’t know where they went to hanky panky. Anyway, the Lower Peirce Trail that we took was pretty much shaded most of the way and we stayed cool under the foliage and the nice scenery.

peirce reservoir2

peirce reservoir

krisandro kukunehneh legs

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We started to take some pictures with my Nokia N95 and decided not to cam-whore ourselves as we both look like shit. Hardly any grooming after waking up and we were wearing our nerdy spectacles. So, this is all you can get of us.

kukunehneh back view
KuKuNehNeh says that she got nice butt

krisandro back view
I say, mine nicer lor

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As we were walking on the trail and surrounded by nature, I suddenly had a better idea on how to catch Mas Selamat. Why use so much manpower to comb areas such as Lower Peirce Reservoir? No need to ask NSFs to use sticks to prod at bushes lar!

Remember the saying,

Ask and you will be given, seek and you shall find.”

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calling for mas selamat

tree

mas selamat in hiding

Yah right. If only it be THAT easy.

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Did you know that certain parts of the trail have names? The names are all pretty cool! I might use them for my future children. I always wanted to name my child ‘Sun’, but unfortunately my surname is ‘Tan’.

hevea trail

‘Hevea Tan’ if it’s a she!

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oncospermum trail

‘Oncospermum Tan’ if it’s a he!

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Nice right? Until the dirty quick minded KuKuNehNeh said,

“Dear! Dear! You see carefully!”

“Oh yah hor!”

sperm trail
SPERM TRAIL!

WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

this way to the egg

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After leaving the trail and onto the roads, the dirty quick minded KuKuNehNeh called for me sexcitedly again,

“DEAR!! DEAR!!! LOOK AT THAT ON THE GRASS!”

whats that

durex together
Durex – Together

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Whoever left the box there, I have this to ask you.

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“That HORNY MEH? Traffic junction also can DO AH?”

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5 Responses to “The Things You Will Discover at Lower Peirce Reservoir!”

  • Wilfrid Says:

    Hey, I live around that area too and that prata shop (the one closer to the carpark) is my favorite. Love to visit that reservoire as well. But certainly not as observant as you :)

    You sure you didn’t drop that empty box yourself and take a photo … ha ha ha.

  • jaytee Says:

    Hahah, I laughed out loud reading your post. I must add, nice blog!

    Don’t mind if I add u in my blogroll do you? :)

  • krisandro Says:

    Wilfrid> Hey there! You are lucky! I don’t even live anywhere near any moderately tasty prata. And no, i did not drop that box! And since you tell me u live near there… i have a new suspect…. :D

    jaytee> Hello! Thanks for liking my work. Of cuz I don’t mind you adding me. I’ve even been to your blog a few times before.

  • Stephen Says:

    crazy please?! at the traffic junction!
    fine the person for littering and having sex in the public.
    hahaha!

  • krisandro Says:

    Stephen> all they left is the box leh… i didn’t check ard for ‘sticky stuffs’ to ensure tt they really did it there… muahahaha

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