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I was at Sentosa today with Ruifang’s family today. Unfortunately, there is no pics of her or me in a bikini. I know you guys are dying to see me in one. “See liao will puke blood and die“
After spending half a day in the sweltering sun, my brain gets wonky and such. If you are wondering why do I need to explain for being dazed. Well…….
I was at a Halal Beef noodle store, operated by Muslims wearing Tudongs.
Remember these key words, Halal, Beef, Muslim and Tudong.
Ruifang: “Auntie! Two beef kway teow soups”
Malay Auntie: “Okay! Eating here?”
Me: “Yes!”
(After a while, she grabs a piece of meat with a tweezer and shows it to me.)
Auntie: “Want stomach?”
Me: “Pig stomach?”
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RIGHT AFTER I said that, my mind realized that this is a HALAL store, they serve BEEF and I can SEE MUSLIMS wearing TUDONGS cooking the food.
Paiseh to the MAX 
What is wrong with me? All the sun’s fault!
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did the auntie had a funny reaction after that?
eh…. I think she didn’t hear me say “pig stomach?”
Heng ah… almost started racial war in Sg
Maybe the auntie was too engrossed with looking at you in your bikini that she didn’t hear what you said.
Miss Loi: yeah! i did see her check out my cleavage!
eeks. poor auntie puke blood and die already.